[Sniffles]
● 12/4/2023
☆ Santa's List day 🎅 🧑🎄 🤶
☆ Cabernet Franc day 🍷
☆ Cheetah day 🐆
☆ Wildlife Conservation day
☆ Sock day
☆ Dice day 🎲
☆ Cookie day 🍪
☆ Wear Brown Shoes day 👞 👢
Thyme: (agitated) They did not just reference Kokichi's organization. He is most definitely a cheetah, and on the Naughty List, but we're not Santa Claus.
Johnny: *shouts past Thyme* Hey, Tohubohu, gimme my shoes back!
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● 12/5/2023
☆ Krampusnacht
☆ Soil day
☆ Repeal day
☆ Trick Shot day
☆ Sacher Torte day
☆ Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development
☆ Ninja day 🥷
☆ Walt Disney day
☆ Blue Jeans day 👖
☆ Communicate with Your Kids day
Johnny: Thyme, kids, this is my best friend, Kenshi Takahashi. He will be your ninja for today.
Snapdragon: Still beat Beehive, he yell at Snakeweed last time.
Kenshi: Beehive?
Johnny: Must be their nickname for Bi-Han, he did not enjoy that. You should hear how the cousins addressed Liu Kang. They basically called him a dad.
Synth: Is he not?
Kenshi: He is what you would call a "Guiding Figure."
Belladonna: Like your heirloom. What is Sento showing you this time?
Kenshi: An unusual individual.
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● 12/6/2023
☆ Microwave Oven day
☆ Mitten Tree day
☆ Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women
☆ Gazpacho day
☆ Saint Nicholas day
☆ Miner's day
☆ Pawnbrokers day
☆ Trick Shot day
☆ Put on your own Shoes day 👞 👟 👠
Liu: What are you wearing, Geras?
Geras: The Resident children had declared me "Santa Claus," and adorned this red suit and white beard.
Genesis: Sandy Claws. *points at Liu* Looking.
Historia: *picks up Genesis* I am so sorry, Liu. Genesis wanted to play sandbox with your Geras friend.
Liu: Where have you obtained this red suit, Historia?
Historia: My partner, Ironsilk, weaved it herself. Her silk bleeds with overexertion, and she might have overindulged in Paprika's gazpacho.
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● 12/7/2023
☆ Slime day
☆ Illinois day
☆ Chanukah
☆ Civil Aviation day
☆ Cotton Candy day
☆ Pearl Harbor Remembrance day
☆ Joy day 😊
☆ Letter Writing day ✉️ 💌
Eucalyptus: You know what would bring joy to these Skits?
Dialogue: Besides you torturing the Outworld military with Christmas?
Eucalyptus: No!
Narra: If Isabelle brought the Rimuru slime back?
Eucalyptus: What does that even mean?
Outline: Watching every story. You decorate a general.
Eucalyptus: Yeah, last week. His second-in-command had questions.
Narra: Is that why Crutch and Mani tied mistletoe to his horns?
Tohubohu: Ooh, this is gonna be good.
Shambles: *grasps Tohubohu by his trunk and drags him* Not this time, punk.
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● 12/8/2023
☆ Crossword Solvers day
☆ Bodhi day
☆ Salesperson day
☆ Brownie day
☆ Pretend to be a Time Traveler day
☆ Blue Collar day
☆ Health Savings Account day
"Am I in the right timeline?"
Belladonna: Cassie! This is a split timeline, it's kinda crazy.
[The young, blonde human woman grimaced.]
"What are you?"
Belladonna: *waves one arm in a bow* I am Belladonna, and these are my siblings; Synth, Snapdragon, and Snakeweed.
Snapdragon: We Neuronakes.
Synth: With the title, "Elder Memories."
Snakeweed: *hisses*
Snapdragon: Snakeweed say we not D'Vorah.
Cassie: Yeah, no kidding. Is this what my dad's been up to?
Belladonna: *turns around* JOHNNY!!!!
Sniffles
Sniffles is a blue-clawed, white Fangleo hound. She was supposed to represent a Malamute puppy.
Sniffles was the pup daughter of Cuddles, the first Fangleo hound to roam the Terrain in the original Wads.
She was presented to the Mage, as a means of comfort, and a gift.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
