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[Glinda Goldclaw]

● 4/24/2023

☆ Bucket List day
☆ Pigs-in-a-blanket day
☆ Action Day for Tolerance & Respect
☆ Skipping day
☆ Scream day
☆ Fashion Revolution day

Thyme: We present this shoutout to Mahiru Koizumi and Aoi Asahina from Hope's Peak.

Melyssa: And in the spirit of the Ultimate Photographer, we shall reintroduce the Debas and Credas.

Melyssa: And in the spirit of the Ultimate Photographer, we shall reintroduce the Debas and Credas

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[Front row: Deba Gilda, Creda Golf; Back row: Deba Fiona, Ao, Creda Foxtrot. The buttons are handmade.]

Ao: The buttons are too shallow for swimming.

Thyme: We've just heard about Len, we're sorry. Your cousin said he was a great mentor.

Riker: Thanks, I'll give him your condolences later.

Historia: You could say that Len was a good man.

Memoria: *groans* Historia, this is not the time for jokes.

[Paprika wraps Teruteru in a heavy blanket.]

Paprika: What? Mahiru nearly pummeled him last year. The literal twisting of the pretzel because he kept pestering Aoi.

Glinda: *snarls* Finally, now is my time for revenge! I'll start with the literal pig in the blanket.

Paprika: *steps in front of Teruteru* Nope, he's with me.

Teruteru: *swoons* Ooh, I didn't know you had a banana slug.

Glinda: Shut your trap, or I'll slit your throat! *her singular chain link leg gets dragged behind her, Melyssa suspends her upside down*

Melyssa: How's the hunt, Aunt Glinda?

Glinda: Horrid.

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● 4/25/2023

☆ Hug a Plumber day
☆ DNA day
☆ Zucchini Bread day
☆ East Meets West day
☆ Telephone day
☆ Library Workers day
☆ Hairstylist Appreciation day

Historia: Speaking of library workers, did Ellen get her job back?

Memoria: Her hours were reduced so she can support her daughters, her spouse is a teacher.

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● 4/26/2023

☆ Stop Food Waste day
☆ Denim day
☆ South Dakota day
☆ Dissertation day
☆ Help a Horse day
☆ Library Outreach day
☆ Pretzel day
☆ Kids and Pets day
☆ Richter Scale day
☆ Audubon day
☆ Administrative Profesionals day
☆ Bookmobile day
☆ Garage day

Historia: We're all considered administrative, end of story, bye.

Memoria: Not so fast. The Calendar Keepers were the original administrators of the Skits. They've allowed us to intrude on the basis of creating backstories for us all.

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● 4/27/2023

☆ Gummi Bear day
☆ Devil Dog day
☆ Teach Children to Save day
☆ Prime Rib day
☆ Tell a Story day
☆ Babe Ruth day
☆ Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work day
☆ Poem in Your Pocket day
☆ Marine Mammal Rescue day
☆ Little Pampered Dog day

Historia: I had a story about a boy with the most unstable luck cycle, but I'll wait for Oleander to get the approval from her charge first.

Oleander: *raspy* The ailment allowed him to keep the tragic memories. *sniffles, shakes her head* No, I can't let him see me like this, he never wanted pity.

"Hey, Olea-chan."

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● 4/28/2023

☆ Historic Marker day
☆ Superhero day
☆ Donate Life Blue & Green day
☆ Bravehearts day
☆ Workers' Memorial day
☆ Hairball Awareness day
☆ Blueberry Pie day
☆ Great Poetry Reading day
☆ Arbor day
☆ Cubicle day
☆ Save the Frogs day

Thyme: Today's Arriving shoutout goes to Nagito Komaeda from Hope's Peak, and Robert Capron from the Angels' City.

Historia: Ibuki, can you play Avril Lavigne's "I'm With You?"

"Oki doki!"

[The eccentric Musician strums a soft tune on her guitar.]

[Oleander freezes, Nagito instinctively wraps his arms around her lower torso.]

Historia: Just a couple of lost souls brought together through abandonment.

Memoria: I don't believe Oleander was abandoned, that is her story to tell.

Historia: This historic marker would be where Oleander had comforted Nagito through this song when he exhibited his "old scars."

Ironsilk: I've heard of it, real sweet what Oleander did for Komaeda. Have you not recalled the same day I initiated Sonia as a Comfort Subject out of nowhere?

Historia: I have, but the records were destroyed.

Ironsilk: Of course ya did. Thanks anyway. Why is Soda Kazuichi wearing blueberry pie?

Historia: Oleander can hold a grudge.

Oleander: *mutters* Could've thrown a box of frogs at Nekomaru, but Akane kept eating them.

Glinda Goldclaw

This one's a vicious beast. A golden Cursing Charm with chains for limbs, three-digit talons for hands, two stalky, black eyes, four fangs around her blackened core, and a singular back leg with a four-pointed black foot. She has a distrust in blonds and parents, and steers away from open flames.

She is said to be a representation of depression; glorified in the media, vilified in person, weighing down her host, causing pains, and suppressing emotions. She lingers, casting her spiraling whispers. It would be a shame if she were to be passed onto someone else. (We would never wish her woes onto anyone.) She is also the realist of the troop, calling out deception at every corner. She forces people to rethink the intent behind their words, most of the time.

She had taken in the accomplice of the Tragedy, at the chagrin of the leader, who attempted to nudge her down the path of violence. Even Glinda has standards, and the leader overstepped.

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