[Eucalyptus]
● 11/27/2023
☆ Craft Jerky day
☆ Bavarian Cream Pie day 🥧
☆ Cyber Monday
☆ Turtle Adoption day 🐢
☆ Brand day
☆ Pins and Needles day 📌 🪡Platinum: This is my turtle, a Blastoise called Skipper.
Paprika: (unenthusiastically) Great. Would Skipper like some jerky, or does he prefer pie?
"Blast!"
Platinum: He'll take the pie, thank you. We also chatted up the Green Bean. They had a lot to say about puppies. *the Grookey in her lower arms hoots*
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● 11/28/2023
☆ Alan day
☆ Red Planet day
☆ Day of Giving
☆ French Toast dayDialogue: We're not sure Ruidus is a planet in the Exandria universe, but we found this red cowboy from our dad's old Guest List.
"Howdy."
Historia: Jesse?
"Yep. Man, have you Critters grown."
Isabelle: Thank Kang Matthew Christopher isn't here, otherwise Kurtis Stryker might have joined in with the Kombatants a long time ago. What? Mx. Fuisha did warn him about being used as an expression.
Mud: I wasn't aware Oleander gave Makoto the warning, "The Residents will grown attached to the classmates who Departed in the original story."
Platinum: (to Jesse) Shimada Hanzo isn't still mad about the Decidueye Oni, is he?
Jesse: Nah, they got along just fine.
Narra: At this time of giving, we have revitalized the Guest fandom "Overwatch." Like the Blizzard of their origin, old memories of the Wads resurfaced.
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● 11/29/2023
☆ Package Protection day 📦
☆ Day of Solidarity With the Palestinian People
☆ Electronic Greeting day
☆ Square Dancing day 💃 🕺
☆ Lemon Creme Pie day 🍋 🥧
☆ Throw Out Your Leftovers daySynth: Does Laura Marie enjoy square dancing?
Belladonna: Are you kidding? She did work in acting.
Historia: Mileena, Tanya, these are the Lapbears.
[Chroma waves a front leg, Carla gives an awkward side grin, A.I.U. opens their jaw, Alter Ego emerges from the screen and greets them, and Chi falls forward in a bow.]
Mileena: May I hold one?
[Chroma raises her front limbs, balks at the slight movement of Tanya's staff. Mileena reassures Tanya that Chroma is not a threat, and coaxes the Lapbear forward. Mileena picks up Chroma, one arm supporting the hind legs, and the other around the back.]
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● 11/30/2023
☆ Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare
☆ Personal Space day
☆ Mississippi day
☆ Mason Jar day
☆ Mousse day
☆ Stay Home Because You're Well day
☆ Shed day
☆ Computer Security dayMemoria: The acknowledgement of personal space does not excuse the Lapbears' avoidance of Liu.
Historia: They believed their entire existence stems from hate crimes associated with his ethnicity. They didn't act that way towards Mileena, at least Chroma was genuinely accepting.
Thyme: Does the second World War count as chemical warfare?
Historia: Sadly, yes.
Chroma: *trembling at Liu's feet, breathing heavily* Your oppression spans centuries. You have every right to inflict the same hurt on me, as long as Carla and the others are safe. Your actions will surely be justified. Do your worst, Liu Kang! *closes her eye, her body tenses, feels a soft motion, opens her eye slightly, Liu is kneeling in front of her, stroking her back; her inner frame hums like a bear cub*
Liu: Memoria had said the Lapbears were engineered so the Residents can maintain close contact with their Guests. Your clan was a safe haven during a time of chaos. These acts of hatred you speak of were not the fault of your species.
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● 12/1/2023
☆ Pie day 🥧
☆ Antarctica day
☆ Bartender day
☆ Eat a Red Apple day 🍎
☆ Faux Fur Friday
☆ AIDS day
☆ Christmas Lights day 🎄
☆ Cookie Cutter day 🍪
☆ Peppermint Bark day"Who covered the General in small lights?"
Eucalyptus: *giggles, raises her hand* Guilty. Thought Shao could make an ideal Christmas tree, but he acts like a Krampus. Oh, Outworld doesn't have a Christmas, does it, Reiko?
Reiko: What is this "Christmas?"
Eucalyptus: It's an Earthrealm tradition where you gather your folks, and tear open brightly colored boxes. *turns away* Did I get that right, Johnny?
Johnny: Yeah.
Eucalyptus
Eucalyptus is a white Lilycada with red markings all over and three blue eyes. Her role is exterior design. She's got eyes for outdoor detail.
She was tasked with managing the Baseball Star, and easing their temperament.
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