National Day Skits: The Weird Origins

Serve and Support

[Crutch]

● 5/29/2023

☆ 529 day
☆ Day of UN Peacekeepers
☆ Coq Au Vin day
☆ Paperclip day
☆ Memorial day
☆ Alligator day
☆ Snail day
☆ Oak Apple day

Crutch: Salutations, strange one. *circles around a slender, humanoid male in a dark tail coat* I must say, Sebastian, you would be slow as a snail not to have at least mended Mey-Rin's glasses before you pressured her into serving wine to the Italian guest.

Sebastian: Yes it was a blunder at my end, but I was preoccupied with serving the young Master. Have any of your colleagues taken a liking to the story yet, Crucible Crutch?

Crutch: Most of them are concerned about your employer's dress-up mission, and don't call me Crucible.

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● 5/30/2023

☆ Multiple Sclerosis day
☆ Creativity day
☆ Loomis day
☆ Mint Julep day
☆ Hole in my Bucket day
☆ Water a Flower day
☆ Hug Your Cat day
☆ Fakesgiving

Oleander: Again, Wisteria, Ryoma is not a cat. Oh, he's got a Russian Blue. His report card did say he likes those.

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● 5/31/2023

☆ Parrot day
☆ No Tobacco day
☆ Utah day
☆ Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness day
☆ Smile day
☆ Autonomous Vehicles day
☆ Flip Flop day
☆ Senior Health and Fitness day
☆ Macaroon day
☆ Speak in Complete Sentences day
☆ Save Your Hearing day

Thyme: It's been a long while since we've done one of these. This Arriving Day shoutout goes to Komaru Naegi from the Reserve Course of Hope's Peak.

Oleander: If she really wants to save her hearing, she should get rid of that bullhorn. Thank goodness we don't have duplicates of that bear.

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● 6/1/2023

☆ Game Show day
☆ Milk day
☆ Day of Parents
☆ Reef day
☆ Nail Polish day
☆ Hazelnut Cake day
☆ Pen Pal day
☆ Say Something Nice day
☆ Go Barefoot day
☆ Heimlich Maneuver day
☆ Billboard day
☆ Olive day

Crutch: Something nice. *splashes milk on Kazuichi, and flees*

Cumin: *giggles* Wild fantasy, huh?

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● 6/2/2023

☆ Volkswagen Bus day
☆ Rotisserie Chicken day
☆ Bubba day
☆ Leave the Office Early day
☆ Doughnut day
☆ Rocky Road day
☆ I Love my Dentist day

[Paprika is lying on the floor, rocking himself back and forth in terror.]

Teruteru: I'm terribly sorry about Owari and Asahina. Who knew they could devour so many doughnuts? I did.

Paprika: *turns away* Not now, Hanamura.

Teruteru: C'mon, I even saved a honey glazed- *Paprika slapped doughnut off his hands, at his face*

Paprika: *sternly* No.

[Aoi peeks from the doorframe.]

"Who's the red goat? Akane's hunting them."

Paprika: *stands upright* Crutch! *exits*

Crutch

The red Faun is known as a support Resident. His first design had a long tail and peg legs. He is somewhat open minded about almost anything, except cannibalism. He's a vegetarian.

Crutch was originally part of a group of older Residents outside the Main Line. They were not influenced by the hunting urge.

He had gained the acknowledgement of an animal handler with a superiority complex. He addresses them by title in their interactions. They took him in as a henchman.