● 5/1/2023
☆ Workers' day
☆ May day
☆ Global Love day
☆ School Principals' day
☆ Law day
☆ Silver Star Service Banner day
☆ Melanoma day
☆ Chocolate Parfait day
☆ Mother Goose day
☆ Loyalty day
☆ Purebred Dog day
Paprika: Hey, put that Monokuma down!
Snakeweed: *hisses, clutching the bear to their chest*
Snapdragon: We interrogate him. *turns to Monokuma* Where Kirigiri Jin? *punches Monokuma's snout*
Monokuma: I already told ya brats I turned him into a pile of bones! *Snakeweed bites his right white ear*
Belladonna: You drove the Snow Teacher insane, right?
Synth: Negative, he is merely a puppet.
Snapdragon: Pure Child culprit, Pure Child lies.
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● 5/2/2023
☆ Truffle day
☆ Tuna day
☆ Foster Care day
☆ Teacher Appreciation day
☆ Life Insurance day
☆ Brothers & Sisters day
☆ Play Your Ukulele day
Thyme: If you see a green Lilycada and a purple Cycap getting chased by a mushroom fairy, that means Carrot and Grape went to Marzipan and found Truffles.
Paprika: Where was Basil in all this?
Thyme: They told Byakuya they were doing inter-dimentional diplomatic relations. He dismissed them as neurotic.
Paprika: And why is Truffles chasing the scouts?
Thyme: Basil slapped Mung's giant nose, Carrot kept prodding his mustache, and Grape bit his ear.
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● 5/3/2023
☆ Interpreter Appreciation day
☆ Press Freedom day
☆ Skill Trade day
☆ Montana day
☆ Textiles day
☆ San Architect day
☆ Raspberry Popover day
☆ Bike to School day
☆ Chocolate Custard day
☆ Paranormal day
☆ Two Different Colored Shoes day
☆ Special-abled Pets day
☆ Garden Meditation day
☆ Lumpy Rug day
☆ Sun day
"ROTTEN ORANGES!!!"
"ROTTEN ORANGES!!!"
Thyme: Yes, we honor the instructor Chisa Yukisome through her phrasing delinquent students as "rotten oranges."
Historia: Should Steelfang bring her in, since she's technically a paranormal being?
Paprika: Tori!
Historia: What? I'm just acknowledging the topic in parallel to her Arriving the same way as you both do. PRESS FREEDOM!!!
Thyme: Not free from consequence.
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● 5/4/2023
☆ Self-employed day
☆ Password day
☆ Bird day
☆ Weather Observers day
☆ Candied Orange Peel day
☆ Orange Juice day
☆ Renewal day
☆ Star Wars day
☆ Day of Reason
☆ Day of Prayer
☆ Kid Fitness day
Glinda: You wouldn't destroy the voice of reason, would you?
Historia: *grabs Glinda's wrist, brings her to eye level, responds sarcastically* Some reasoning you have, you're more like a voice of chaos.
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● 5/5/2023
☆ Cinco de Mayo
☆ African World Heritage day
☆ Portuguese Language day
☆ Day of the Midwife
☆ Silence the Shame day
☆ School Lunch Hero day
☆ Astronaut day
☆ Hoagie day
☆ Totally Chipotle day
☆ Cartoonist day
☆ Space day
☆ Concert day
Thyme: With great reluctance, we honor Byakuya Togami from Hope's Peak on his Arriving Day. We commend Basil's futile efforts taking him in as a charge.
"You still believe I am nothing but a heartless human? What an imbecile."
Thyme: We think Makoto made an influence somehow, Basil is just as stubborn as you are.
Byakuya: Mintkin believes themself to be superior. *scoffs*
Paprika: Enough shaming, I've got spicy hoagies. *a star-shaped, purple meteor whizzes past his left side, he turns around and scolds* Kaito, how many times have I told you not to throw Minior Aries near the other Guests?
Memoria
Better known as "The Oracle," by just about nobody. This monochromatic Drader holds all the memories, hence her translation. The barely visible stripes across her head down to her back changes color depending on her emotions: Alegria, joy or happiness (whatever may have you); Triesteza, sadness; Miedo, fear; Aversao, disgust; and Raiva, anger (she's my favorite so far). The translations are Brazilian, and Memoria's target language is Spanish.
She collects thoughts, I'm just a bookkeeper. My treasure is a literal book, but that's a different matter. Although she holds every memory she encounters, she doesn't holds grudges like Glinda.
She and her negative, Memo, had taken in both Detectives. One specializes in homicides, the other in missing person cases. I'll let you in on a hint; one of them didn't have their memories straight away.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
