[Mela Ironsilk]
● 4/17/2023
☆ Crawfish day
☆ Cheeseball day
☆ Haiku Poetry day
☆ Ellis Island Family History day
☆ Bat Appreciation day
☆ Kickball day
Thyme: We're trying haiku,
Seek Ryland Michael, for he
Arrived on this day.
Paprika: Excellent. You've got the syllable pattern down.
Thyme: How do we turn it off? *a kickball strikes their left jaw*
Paprika: *scolds a nearby brunet* Watch where you're throwing that ball, Ryland.
"Sorry."
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● 4/18/2023
☆ Animal Crackers day
☆ Columnist day
☆ Limeman Appreciation day
☆ Jugglers day
☆ Exercise day
☆ Velociraptor Awareness day
Thyme: This Arriving Day is for Angie Yonaga from Hope's Peak. We are aware that Atua is an actual entity from Polynesian lore, and there is more than one of them.
[A tan female figure with white hair and a yellow cardigan waves.]
"Yoo hoo."
Thyme: Hello, Angie. Does your Atua enjoy animal crackers?
Angie: I don't know, I don't know.
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● 4/19/2023
☆ Banana day
☆ North Dakota day
☆ Amaretto day
☆ Garlic day
☆ Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration day
☆ Hanging Out day
☆ Cat Lady day
☆ Dog Parent Appreciation day
Wisteria: Ryoma is not a lady, but he likes cats. I was not at that park, those were just trees.
Historia: *mutters to herself* Aimee didn't have to bite my head off over a banana. *Thyme slowly waves their hand near her face* No, Thyme, she didn't really bite me.
Thyme: Can we dub this Ironsilk's Arriving Day?
Ironsilk: *grinding a clove of garlic, speaks in heavy dialect* Sure, young mix. Nice day for crops.
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● 4/20/2023
☆ 420 day
☆ Get to Know Your Customers day
☆ Volunteer Recognition day
☆ Cheddar Fries day
☆ Pineapple Upside-down Cake day
☆ Lima Bean Respect day
☆ Look Alike day
☆ High Five day
☆ Auctioneers day
Thyme: No paranoia, just cake.
[Historia leans against Platinum.]
Historia: We're not different regional variants, really.
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● 4/21/2023
☆ Rendering day
☆ Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet day
☆ Yellow Bat day
☆ Chocolate-Covered Cashews day
☆ Kindergarten day
☆ Big Word day
☆ Chickpea day
☆ Bulldogs are Beautiful day
Historia: "Rendering" already sounds like a big word. According to the dictionary, rendering involves reusing dead animals for their proteins. (sarcastically) What a surprise.
Memoria: Another big word would be defined as a lung disease caused by inhaling volcanic ash. I've forgotten how to spell the technical term.
Historia: You know what else is a big word; Galapagos, a Spanish word for "turtle."
Mela Ironsilk
Another Neuronake; (I know, you must be sick of us by now) white and brown stripes, six blue eyes; front eyes are a darker shade than the sides or the back. This one was based of a fantasy cleric character. Legends say she Departed from her former life by a type of drowning. She cannot stay in one place too long. She addresses the Guests by their last names, if they have one. She spins her silk through a gland between her jaws, strengthened by calcium.
She was assigned male at Arriving, and she doesn't partake in alcohol. Her treasure is a blue sack used for storing dice. (Mine is a knitted book with colorful pages, a tidbit I forgot in the previous chapter.) She occasionally guards a Cursing Charm called Glinda. (I'll introduce her later, we're the only beings she tolerates at the moment.)
Her charge expresses their faith through their artwork. She seeked guidance, they provided. We deemed their faith Ao, a god of light, although they didn't specify their chosen deity.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
