National Day Skits: The Weird Origins

Accessing Euphoria

[Cumin]

● 10/30/2023

☆ Wicked day
☆ Audio Drama day
☆ Publicist day
☆ Speak up for Service day
☆ Candy Corn day 🍬 🌽
☆ Checklist day ✔️
☆ Treat Your Pet day

Glinda: Here I am, where's my Elphaba?

Cumin: Gone, like your reputation as a good witch, Untee.

Johnny: *sputters* This candy corn tastes terrible.

Aimee: Those are my feet, you idiot.

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● 10/31/2023

☆ Reformation day
☆ Doorbell day
☆ Girl Scout Founder's day
☆ Magic day 🎩
☆ Knock Knock Joke day
☆ Caramel Apple day 🍎
☆ Halloween 🎃
☆ Books for Treats day

Thyme: We shall start off this Halloween with our shoutout to Vanessa Nicole and Michelle Latimer.

Johnny: I'll start the jokes. Hey, Belladonna, knock knock.

Belladonna: Who's there?

Johnny: Liu Kang.

Belladonna: Liu Kang who?

Johnny: I've been Liu Kang everywhere for you.

[Liu chuckles lightly while Squash and Acorn, a Gourdiomite similar to Squash except with white teeth, white eyes, black vines, and a black circle around his right eye, cackle by his side. Acorn explodes. An older woman with long, white hair, a shock of black down the middle adorned in purple armor, scoffs in disdain, flicks her wrist, reassembling Acorn.]

Genesis: Spindle! [Sindel!]

"Indeed, I am Sindel, child."

Historia: *places her arms protectively around Genesis* Do not yell at them, Madam Sindel.

Sindel: I would never-

Kitana: Easy, Mother, they have just learned of our reformation.

Belladonna: Hey, Miss Sindel, knock knock.

Sindel: Who's there?

Belladonna: Queen.

Sindel: Queen who?

Belladonna: Queen my dishes, please. *guffaws* Mr. Johnny was right, this is fun, *mutters* though the commercial said it better.

Sindel: *giggles* What strange children.

Cumin: It's only the beginning, Your Grace.

Platinum: Speaking of reformation, I found these beans and I didn't know what to do with them, but Loki seems to enjoy them. *Loki nibbles on a bean off her lower left hand* They prefer rainbow beans the best. *pats Loki's neck* Good Loki. Wanna play with the Elder Memories? *Loki grunts and nods* Okay, go play. *Loki trots to Snapdragon, who climbs onto their back*

[A crack begins to form underneath Loki's left eye slit.]

Snapdragon: I Erron Black. Giddy up, horsie. *kicks their heel on Loki's side*

Platinum: No, Snapdragon, click your tongue, like this. *clicks twice*

Snapdragon: *clicks twice, Loki starts trotting, steps over a low beam, winds around a row of cones, and makes a circle around a makeshift arena* Whoa. *Loki stops, they pat Loki's crest* Good horsie.

[The crack splits, spreading around the right eye slit.]

Snapdragon: *steps off of Loki's back, wraps their arms around Loki's plumage* Thanks, Cranky Shang.