[Gladys]
● 5/8/2023
☆ Ovarian Cancer day
☆ Thalassemia day
☆ Red Cross day
☆ Time of Remembrance and Reconciliation
☆ Student Nurse day
☆ Women's Checkup day
☆ Have a Coke day
☆ Coconut Cream Pie day
☆ Iris day
☆ Give Someone a Cupcake day
Kirumi: I advise you not to throw cupcakes at Kazuichi.
Snapdragon: Sorry. Want one?
Kirumi: No, thank you. *Historia discretely places an iris flower on her right ear*
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● 5/9/2023
☆ Home Front Heroes day
☆ Alphabet Magnet day
☆ Europe day
☆ Sleepover day
☆ Butterscotch Brownie day
☆ Moscato day
☆ Lost Sock Memorial day
☆ Tear the Tags off the Mattress day
☆ Teachers day
[Cypress fiddles with the singled-out socks while Kirumi shows them how to fold the laundry, the iris flower stands in a vase of water.]
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● 5/10/2023
☆ Lupus day
☆ Washington day
☆ Clean up Your Room day
☆ Lipid day
☆ Third Shift Workers day
☆ Shrimp day
☆ School Nurse day
☆ Receptionists day
Thyme: Here we acknowledge the Arriving Day of Kirumi Tojo from Hope's Peak. Why is Cypress wearing loose socks?
Kirumi: Lost Sock Memorial day was yesterday. Speaking of memorials, I've heard from Cumin that one of Sage's coworkers has Departed. Might I request a moment of silence on her behalf?
Steelfang: Why not collective screaming? *screams at the ceiling, Kirumi glares at him* Too much? My bad.
Cumin: Too much grief, that's what.
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● 5/11/2023
☆ Eat What You Want day
☆ Foam Rolling day
☆ Twilight Zone day
☆ Make a Book day
☆ Hostess Cupcake day
☆ Technology day
Historia: We are all using technology to extend the original Wads into three separate books. Miracle Clan, consists of Debbeye and Mudslinger along with their children, have carried on the random pattern of the Wads. The Calendar Keepers dedicated their Skits, which Memoria and I extended here, to better appreciate the everyday. And lastly, Platinum has created her Enclave for her Pokémon studies. Yes, I said their technical term, bite me.
Memoria: With the popularity of the multiverse, this coexistence scenario won't be considered far-off.
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● 5/12/2023
☆ Sapphire Segulah day
☆ ME/CFS Awareness day
☆ Nurses day
☆ Fibromyalgia Awareness day
☆ Nutty Fudge day
☆ Odometer day
☆ Limerick day
☆ Military Spouse Appreciation day
☆ Provider Appreciation day
Thyme: We now dedicate this Arriving Day shoutout to Mikan Tsumiki from Hope's Peak.
"Th-thank you very much."
[The petite figure in a gray-white smock trips on seemingly nothing, Gladys grabs her left wrist, the bandages freeze on contact. Gladys then props the Nurse to her feet.]
Gladys: Tsumiki is not to be made as fan service here. *puts on her insulated leather gloves and redresses Mikan's wrist with fresh bandages* And Tsumiki is not a burden to anyone, understood?
Mikan: *nods* Y-yes.
Gladys: (to Thyme) Make sure one of you tells Jannoch to control her "mentor" Saionji from here on out, thank you.
Gladys
This white-clawed, white-eyed, blue Salteen is the Resident medic. She's better known for her icy tone and frostbite fingertips.
She usually addresses the Guests by their middle names. If they don't have one, last names are fine, too (though the majority would find the latter more respectful). This typical behavior might compromise confidentiality for the realistic Guests.
She decided to pick the accident-prone Nurse. Her argument? She didn't want the charge to feel abandoned, and to possibly learn more of human anatomy.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
