[Tohubohu]
● 9/25/2023
☆ Open the Magic day 🎩
☆ Daughter's day
☆ Quesadilla day
☆ Family day 👪 👨👧👧 👨👩👧👦 👨👩👦👦
☆ Lobster day 🦞
☆ Research Administrator day
☆ Tune-up day
☆ Comic Book day 📖
☆ Math Storytelling day 🧮
☆ One-Hit Wonder day
☆ Cooking day 🍳
Tohubohu: I don't believe the Warners have cleared you for entry, Johnny.
Johnny: That didn't stop you from inviting the other Guests. C'mon, open the magic.
Snapdragon: Seven eight nine. *bites Johnny's arm*
Johnny: *jerks back* Hey watch it, kid.
Snapdragon: *shrieks* CAGEMAN!!!! *skitters off*
Tohubohu: *snickering* Cage. What a joke.
Historia: *Genesis at her hip* Why are you stalling the comic relief? Pardon the Pachy, Johnny, he just got here.
Genesis: Oh-nee. [Johnny]
Johnny: Hey there, sweet—
Historia: *slaps Johnny* Back off, Cage, they're a minor.
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● 9/26/2023
☆ Compliance Officer day
☆ Situational Awareness day
☆ Dumpling day
☆ Pancake day 🥞
☆ Johnny Appleseed day
☆ Shamu the Whale day 🐋 🐳
☆ Love Note day ❤️ 📝
☆ Lumberjack day
☆ Chimichanga day
"KLEAVOR!!!!"
[Lumberjack clangs their axe hands together, and dives headfirst into a stack of pancakes. The smooth, red mantis, Scizor Cecile, inspects the dumplings in their pincer claws.]
Historia: Don't mention chimichangas, Wade might show up. No, not the water being, the anti-hero.
Tohubohu: You mean this one? Is he Marvel or Fox based? Maybe Walter's people gotten to him last. *sniggers* We're breaking so many infringements right now.
Memoria: Glad we're doing this writing for fun.
Tohubohu: Where's this "King of Horses?" He sounds cool.
Kokichi: *leaps close to Tohubohu* Right here.
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● 9/27/2023
☆ Dense Breast day
☆ Day of Forgiveness
☆ Scarf day
☆ Corned Beef Hash day
☆ Crush a Can day
☆ Chocolate Milk day 🍫 🥛
☆ Women's Health and Fitness day
☆ No Excuses day
☆ Tourism day
Tohubohu: *pours a glass of chocolate milk from his trunk onto an unsuspecting Monokuma, trumpets a tune of fanfare* Wanda, chocolate!
[A pink-haired fairy swoops in, ravenously devour the chocolate off the bear.]
Tohubohu: Butch may have created a nagging fairy, but man does she love chocolate.
Platinum: What the Distortion? Tinkaton, show this fairy your Gigaton Hammer.
[Another short, pink figure nod in approval, chases Wanda away with her giant, golden hammer.]
Gundham: So you have taken in the King of Lies, ancient elephant?
Tohubohu: First off, he approached me. Secondly, who the hell are you?
Gundham: I am Gundham Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice, and this, *drapes his long, purple scarf on top of Crutch's horns* is my trusted satyr, Crutch.
Tohubohu: *whistles* Look at you, old goat, got yourself a Guest, too.
Mani: *drops an aluminum can, and stomps on it, turns around* How else are you supposed to crush a can, Nidai?
Tohubohu: *mutters* Try that thick head, and some soap for that musk.
Mani: 'Scuse me?
Tohubohu: Your hide reeks.
Mani: Thank you, I've been training.
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● 9/28/2023
☆ North Carolina day
☆ Drink Beer day 🍻
☆ Strawberry Cream Pie day 🍓 🥧 🍰
☆ Good Neighbor day
☆ Poke day
☆ Maritime day
Memoria: When Johnny said, "Open the magic," he meant for us to invite the other Kombatants. These fairies are not what either of us had in mind.
Tohubohu: Then we shall be good neighbors and invite the rest of the fairies.
Memoria: Not Jorgan, Ironsilk despises bullies.
Tohubohu: Not Madam Cosma, she's too overbearing.
Memoria: The denizens of Dimmsdale aren't ready for us, and the Ukopotamians will literally eat Mani alive, because they enjoy manure.
Tohubohu: Who else can we extract from the Hartman universe? Ghosts.
Memoria: Vlad is too dangerous.
Tohubohu: Damn it!
"Poof poof."
[A small, round, purple fairy shakes his rattle, turns into a near replica of Genesis, maintains his purple eye coloration. Genesis lightly pokes the fairy's chest.]
Historia: *skimming through the list* Oh, they meant "poke-e," as in a vegetable dish.
Genesis: Poof oy. [Poof boy].
Historia: Yes, he does call himself Poof.
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● 9/29/2023
☆ Urban National Wildlife Refuge day
☆ VFW day
☆ Coffee day ☕️
☆ Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness day
☆ Biscotti day
☆ Silent Movie day
☆ Heart day ❤️
Johnny: Hey, Tohu, why don't you drink that coffee straight from your trunk?
Tohubohu: Hmm? *brings the mug to his trunk tendrils, takes a long drink, winces, and blows out the coffee at Johnny's face*
Johnny: Hey, watch the face!
Tohubohu: Mem, what are those bizarre dual-sided crabs?
Memoria: Cardiomites, they're based on the human heart. The one clinging to Glinda, that is Palpitation. They bring out her soft side.
Tohubohu: Ooh.
Johnny: Do I heard bells?
Tohubohu: Can it, Johnny!
Memoria: Orla hasn't been introduced here yet, or has she? She's proficient with bells.
Tohubohu
The monochromatic pattern strikes again with this Pachy beast; he's basically an elephant with back talons and trunk tendrils.
He is a rogue amongst the Memory Menders, and known for causing chaos.
He caught the attention of the Supreme Leader, though he might even outshine their pranks.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
