Doing It My Way ✓

Chapter 21 - Surprise Motherfudger

Chapter 21 – Surprise Motherfudger

"Wait. So, you're actually doing that?" Missy confirmed, looking at me with wide eyes. I nodded grinning. 

"You know, this is kind of like attempting suicide, pranking Jessica." She told me, and I chuckled a bit.

"It'll be worth it." I told her.

"Quiet, girls!" Our teacher shouted. I rolled my eyes at her.

"You know, Missy," I started and she glanced at me.

"What?" She asked.

"We kinda need someone else to help us distract Jessica." I told her, grinning. Her eyes widened.

"No, nope, nada, never and every other word that means no which I haven't said." She declared. 

"Come on!" I pleaded "It'll be fun. Don't you want to get back at Jessica for something she did?"

Missy thought for a moment.

"There was that one time she made fun of my hair." She said thoughtfully, twirling a strand of hair around her fingers.

"Yeah, and that made you angry, didn't it?" I encouraged. She nodded a bit so I nodded vigorously.

"But if Ava says one rude word to me, I'm out." She told me and I smiled, nodding.

"Wait, how are you gonna get the balloons and rats?" Missy asked, ignoring our teacher who was glaring at us.

"The balloons are easy, the rats will be harder though..." I trailed off, thinking.

"So, explain your plan to me again please?"

"Okay. Since Jessica is scared of the sound balloons make when they pop, we'll maybe stay outside or inside her room and pop the balloons to wake her up. When she does, she'll see the rats." I explained, and Missy laughed.

"Missy!" Our teacher suddenly shouted. Missy glanced at her.

"Yes, Miss?"

"Are you busy tonight?" She asked and I raised my eyebrows.

Wasn't she married?

"Yes, Miss. I'm going to visit my Grandma, it's her 90th birthday." Missy replied smoothly.

"Well, if you're not careful, you're Grandma will have to wait, because you'll have a detention." She practically growled.

Missy rolled her eyes. "That woman needs a mint. I can smell her breath from here." She muttered, only loud enough for me to hear, making me laugh.

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Dear Cece,

I said I would write, didn't I! So, how's school? Made any new friends? Tell me if someone's being mean to you, I'll go over there and whoop their a- BUTTOX. Anyway, tell mum I said hi!!

The semester is gonna be over soon, so I'll be able to visit you guys!! So excited to see you! 

Just remember I love you and I'll always be your favourite and only big sister!! BE UNIQUE!!

See what I did there? Hehe I'm so funny. 

Lots of love,

Unique xoxo

"Awww!" I heard Ava and Hannah say behind me. I turned around to see them reading over my shoulder.

"Do you not have any respect?" I exclaimed.