The Vogon Space Opera Poetry Corner

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The space opera was a real trifecta

A symphony between Brian, Nab and Vera

From doodling and cuddling with cats and fish

Vera loy disappeared in a blink.


Wonder Vera(read where) has the wand swept

Nablai's jumping through the worm hole in jest

Trying to stifle a PhonerionBallznevsky

She gives up after attempts of multiple frenzy.


Shyness isn't their case

They were followed by Darth Vader's suitcase

Shuffling through the Jar Jar Blinks

They brought Luke to the brink.


By Nablai


SMOOTH OPPER RAY TAUR

The Thin tentacled tenor glorped mournfully

Primping his hair as he slimed 'cross the stage

His sludge caused The Neutron Omi John

To lose his place upon the many-noted page


"C3 Poo, Oh! Tribble Stargate, Teal'k, Daniel mit zithers –

Stawm Twoopers, Sith Lordth, mit Carrie Fither"


"Wait!" cried Leuk Landrunner, "that's 10 pages ahead!"

But the tenor kept glorping till he hit his notes high

Harming sound-wave sensitive Jinnies (all of them now dead)

And the Fatte Lay Dee trilled – twas time he did die.


Elveloy wept, and Ballsnevsky, he sighed

As the curtain fell, and soap bubbles dried.

The Opper Ray Taur reported it a success,

A tenuous triumph (for only a dress...)


By BrianMullin0 


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