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(I may or may not repeat it again maybe with another character (//ω//) )
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REWRITTEN COMPLETELY: SEPTEMBER 5TH 2024
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Kaiser stood over me with a smug smirk on his stupid face as I died inside, refusing to return the eye contact with the annoying and insufferable male. I hate looking at his stupid face, and that stupid grin, and that stupid blue tattoo. I hate every bit of him to the core.
I knew Kaiser was a good player. That's common sense, actually. It doesn't take a lot of brain gymnastics to understand that, I know! But I never thought that the gap between us was this big. It's so unfair! How is he so good? I'm kind of disappointed in my abilities, too. I thought I would've at least done a little better than I did against him, however, I couldn't let that bring me down. There are going to be players that are better than me out there, and if I give up just from losing against one, I might as well quit right now.
I'm gonna prove him wrong! I'll practice really hard, and I'll overcome this hardship!
However, I must first overcome this hardship in front of me before I start thinking about what I'm gonna do in the future.
"The fact that you thought you could win against me is laughable," Kaiser chuckled, the cockiness radiating off his body must've been radioactive with the way I wanted to punch him in the face and make him disappear. "Your idiocy is almost endearing, I'll give you that much."
I huffed, "This was only a one-time thing! I'll beat you next time."
He rolled his eyes, fully unconvinced, "Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say. I wouldn't mind having another dog for eternity, but try not to depend on me too much if you're planning to become one."
I averted my eyes away from him, finding more interest in the suddenly bright and beautiful fake, plastic grass I sat on. "So? What is it that you want? You made me bet my human rights away, after all."
"Hmm, nothing too bad. I'm not a cruel man, you know." He shrugged, stepping closer to me to grip my shirt and make me look up at him. He raised an eyebrow, amusement dancing in his blue orbs, "Stop sulking."
"Stop edging me, just say it!" I cried, pushing his hand off my shirt and making him burst out laughing."Firstly, I want you to play as my support for today." He said, stepping away from me to push back his hair that was falling over his shoulder as he looked down at me. "It's not too bad of a punishment if you ask me, and I think you'll enjoy it better than whatever you've been doing all this time."
I sighed, hopping up to my feet. "You're so shameless. How many supports do you need? Are you that incapable of playing on your own?"
"You and I both know that's not the case, my dear. Have you forgotten the little match you and I just participated in?" He hummed, tilting his head.
"Stop talking to me in such a condescending manner, like I'm some stupid lost dog." I muttered.
"Then stop acting like one." He refuted, putting his hand on my wig and ruffling it till I grew afraid that my wig would fly off. I quickly swatted his hand off my head and hurriedly fixed the plastic hair on top of my head.
"Don't do that, asshole! You'll make me bald."
He laughed at my words, as my cheeks flared up in embarrassment. He knows exactly what I meant by that sentence, and he probably also knew that if I allowed him to rough up my wig any longer than he did, it'd fly off or something. This asshole knows how to test my limits, and I hate that I'm unable to do anything against him. He's better than me and we both know it.
"Cheer up, B/n. You did your best." Hiori said, approaching me to pat my back harshly, almost knocking the wind out of my lungs.
"Ouch! Don't be so rough with me, you 6 foot tall beast." I coughed, rubbing my aching back. "Today is not my day."
"Sorry, it's a bit funny though so I couldn't resist." Hiori responded, not sounding even a bit apologetic.
"It's your fault that you were so overconfident in challenging Kaiser. I mean, what were you even thinking? How dumb." Ness spat, crossing his arms to glare at me. "I don't get what he sees in you at all. You're a pathetic mess, and you can't even win to prove a point to save your life."
"Hey, you asshole. Do you seriously think I asked for your rat tailed friend to grow such a repulsive attachment to me? If anything, I want him to hop the fuck off my fat dick." I retaliated, growing agitated by the implications of his words.
"That's clearly not the case if you're purposefully doing things to–"
Before he could finish his sentence, Kaiser shoved his hand in Ness's hair, pushing him down in a bowing position, quickly silencing him in the process. I saw Ness's face flare up red at the motion, and I blinked in surprise, not expecting the asshole to interfere with his friend's bullshit spewing session.
"I did this so I could win you, anyways. You've got the wrong idea about me, Ness." I hummed, entertained by the sight in front of me.
"Alright, let's not drag this topic on for too long. The day is rotting away and I haven't been able to utilize my power over you yet." Kaiser grinned. "Also, we have to work on that disgusting and rotten tongue of yours. Fat dick, really?"
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