Hermitcraft/Empires oneshots/drabbles

Dresses on April 1st (Bdubs + Ren + Doc)

Remember that art I made of Doc in a wedding dress?

*Drumroll* I wrote a thing for it!

Enjoy!

Doc wondered how it reached this point.

It was Aprils Fools Day, and for some strange reason, the Hermits were getting randoms items of clothing. He suspected it was either Grian, the evil twins, or all four, but everyone had started to notice weird parcels popping up around their bases. Doc had found his almost immediately, a bright yellow flag in the middle of his perimeter, the box nestled at the bottom. When he saw the thing inside, he burned it and walked away.

Now, it was back. Half curious, half annoyed, he called Bdubs and Ren, wondering if they had gotten the same things, and if so, could they go look for the culprit and throw them into the void. Instead, Ren suggested that they get together with their new clothes, check out each others, and then decide if they wanted to go kill the troublemaker.

Some days, he couldn't decide if he loved or hated his friends.

'You got a party dress!' Ren crowed when Bdubs opened his box. The moss hybrid's face went through the five stages of grief for a second, before settling on depression. 'Oh my god, why?' He asked rhetorically, holding up the wave of lacy green fabric, a knee-length dress with a low V-neck and gathered waist. Doc could barely hold back his sniggers.

'Well, Ren,' Bdubs gestured to the werewolf's bundle, 'lets see what you got.'

'Oh, yeah. This is hilarious, I don't know how they fit it...' Ren pulled out a cascade of red cloth, adorned with gemstones and frills, and generally looked deflated and terrible, until Ren tipped the box up to display a folded wire frame. Doc's mouth fell open, and Bdubs's voice cracked as he spoke. 'Is that... a ball gown?'

'Yes, it is.' Ren said smugly. 'It's weird, but I love it. Doc, what did you get?'

'I got a, uh...' He pulled his dress out of his bag, earning twin hoots of laughter from Ren and Bdubs.

'No way.'

'Thats a wedding dress!'

'I know, I know...' Doc scowled, inspecting the white, strapless dress, complete with a translucent veil and matching pale pink sash around the torso. Bdubs was still laughing, and Ren managed to swallow his giggles long enough to say, 'Shall we try them on?'

'What?' Bdubs and Doc exclaimed.

'Aw, c'mon. Too scared?' Ren teased, gathering up his dress in one hand and hooking the wire frame with his other.

'Me? Scared?' Bdubs challenged, puffing out his chest theatrically. Doc couldn't help snorting at how ridiculous his scrawny build looked. 'You're on, RenDog.'

Ren laughed, ears flicking. 'Let's go, big man.'

'Alright, you two.' Doc said, standing up, 'Lets see whos laughing later.'

What do you think? Should I draw Ren and Bdubs in their dresses?