Unsanitarium (18+)

[S] Garten of Banban but I get banbanned

That's right, Banban blows your back out.

"Finally, you're awake."

"Where..?"

"We're on a road trip, headed to the beach."

"Um, I didn't agree to this-

"Don't worry, Flynn knows where he's going. Right, Flynn?"

"How many times are you going to keep asking me that? Cease your infernal talking and let me focus on the road."

"What road? There's nothing out here."

"And I suppose you know the way to the beach??"

"We're in a desert."

"Be quiet!"

"Flynn thinks he knows everything. I'm pretty sure we're lost, but he won't admit it."

"If you say one more thing, I'm going to turn this car around and take us back ho-

*Hilarious explosion*

"Gah! My head.. What was *that* about? For fucks sake, man..!"

"What? I didn't hit you that hard."

"Damn right you did! I'mma grow a welt the size of a grapefruit on my head!"

"I had to incapacitate you somehow. You would've never done it the easy way.. No one does."

"Are you joking? You look like a muppet."

"Oh, right. You're seeing the child friendly version, kudos to that needle I jabbed you with while you were out."

"You what??"

You tried to get up but you couldn't even feel your legs.

"Whoa, whoa, settle down mate, what's this about?? You're not gonna drag me into some underground dungeon and do cruel and unusual things to me are you?"

"This place pretty much is a dungeon. Besides, I think you know the answer."

He picked you up and hung you over his shoulder.

"Hey, hey, hey, hold on just a minute you red wallop! Where are you taking me??"

"You'll see when we get there."

He took you to that lab, the one where you do that anxiety inducing transfusion procedure on Nabnab's lady friend. By the time you got there the illusion wore off and, oh boy.

"Oh god, oh no, I didn't know..! I'm going to die here!!"

"No, you're not. I ate earlier."

"Oh, yeah, so reassuring! So you eat people too! Great!"

You closed your eyes.

"What are you doing?"

"Bracing for my death, ya idget!"

"I just told you you wouldn't die. I'll have to extract your pancreas, but you can live without that."

"You're also an organ thief?! This can't get any worse. How about you just let me leave? I'll never come back, never tell anyone what I saw."

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"You look stupid."

"No, *you* look stupid. I do this so I can survive. Fun fact, clones need to consume tissue to regenerate tissue, and you're in the hot seat. Now hold still."

"Nope."

"You really wanna do that with me?"

"I'm a honey badger at heart! Back me into a corner and I'll tear your face off!"