The wind was howling in my ears. My cheeks were flying backward. It was painful. But no matter how I feel, I must keep up my job. I must be Barack Obama's best bodyguard. I will protect him from anything, from a gunshot, to a bomb. I am Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex.
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RandomUniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good...
