I hate chess. Chess, chess, chess. Stupid. It ruins everything. Especially mini-golf. Stupid Barack Obama was playing chess with his daughter. They both are terrible, so no checkmates were ever heard. So, it was a long game. Since Barack is so competitive, he was determined to beat his daughter. But, he got so immersed in the stupid chess game, he forgot about our mini-golf deal. Like, I saved his life, and won't even go mini-golfing with me. So, I quit. Yes, I quit. Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex was no longer Barack Obama's bodyguard, and best friend. He was now Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex, the lawn mower guy. And lawn mowers are good weapons... I woke with an abrupt start. Nightmares. No one likes them. Like pandas. Ugh, I hate pandas. And chess. I hate chess. Chess, chess, chess. Stupid. It ruins everything. Especially mini-golf. Stupid Barack Obama was playing chess with his daughter. They both are terrible, so no checkmates were ever heard. So, it was a long game. Since Barack is so competitive, he was determined to beat his daughter. But, he got so immersed in the stupid chess game, he forgot about our mini-golf deal. I saved his life, and won't even go mini-golfing with me! So, I quit. Yes, I quit. Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex was no longer Barack Obama's bodyguard, and best friend. He was now Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex, the lawn mower guy. And lawn mowers are good weapons...
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RastgeleUniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good...
