Today I arrived at Yale. The entire walk to Yale Sanyo Womann kept staring at me. I think she likes me. Then again, who wouldn't? I am pretty hot, I have to admit. Anyways, I arrived at Yale. I don't care if Sanyo likes me. I found my true love. I walked over to her and asked for her name. "Wendy The Window," she replies in an amazing voice. She was the first talking window I ever met too! It was love at first sight. Get it? Sight? You see through windows!! Ha! (This is where you die of laughter and slap your knee hard) We would have held hands and ran away with our kids. That is if windows had hands and could move and have kids. "Meet you back here tomorrow, sweetie," I say in a voice sounding like a triangle penguin after jumping in a pile of cheese. I walk away and cry. Wendy The Window can't do anything. That includes getting married. Our love will never happen.
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