Some people go through phases in their lives where they are obsessed with one thing. Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex are the same. Right now, my phase is Poetry. So here is a few Haiku's that sum up his life, before the story starts.
Unihammechi
Camesnakesarusrex
Was born in August.
Michelle Obama
And Christopher P. Bacon
Gave birth to this guy.
After his first steps
He ran into the wild
And never came back.
Somebody found him
In the streets of N.Y.C
Holding up a sign.
This is what it said:
"I didn't choose the thug life,
The thug life chose me."
He stayed a long time
In the streets of N.Y.C
From 3 to 19.
Then he decided
To do something in his life
He never did this.
He tried getting jobs
He became a bodyguard
And you know the rest.
YOU ARE READING
Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex
RandomUniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good...
