Me and Chris P. Bacon were in KFC, plotting our revenge. This is what we have down so far: First: Kill Barack Obama. Second: Eat 7.28393629 cheese puffs. Lastly: Propose to Michelle Obama. She is the girl of my dreams. I dream about us and our kids, hopefully 17 and a half, skipping on a cloud. With our pet panda. Yes, I like pandas too. I come back to reality, in KFC, and notice one major thing: Chris P. Bacon was gone.
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DiversosUniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good...
