Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex

Acrostic Poem.

Here is a story of my life..

Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex is cool.

Nobody messes with him.

I wouldn't mess with him.

He was a bodyguard for Barack Obama.

And saved him.

Mean Bulletyproof tried killing him, failed and wanted revenge.

Mini-golf was promised by Barack.

Enchiladas.

Chess made him forget about mini-golf.

He quit being a bodyguard.

I don't know what to put here.

Chris P. Bacon was Bulletyproof's real name.

A hatred for Obama made them friends.

Meetings were held at KFC.

Eventually Chris was killed. He was a pig.

Sanyo Womann asked him to go to Hell.

No, wait, I mean Yale.

Attending Hell was easier than he expected.

Keeping up good grades was 

Easy.

Soon after, he met the love of his life,

A beautiful young window named Wendy the Window.

Understanding that wouldn't be able to have kids was heartbreaking. 

Right after this discovery, he left Hell and became

Uneployed.

So, he went looking for a job.

Really sad this is almost over.

Enyways, his job was a gardener.

Xylophone is the only word I know that starts with X.