Twisted WONDERLAND x Male Reader

YOUR VOICELINES(i worked hard on this /jk)

THIS IS YOUR VOICELINES

Good morning: Ah, you're awake! I hope you slept well. Me? As usual, I didn't get much sleep. I sit up on the nights, I actually can sleep and think of the things I will do the next day. Turns out, I just wake up and go straight back to bed, speaking of which, let's go back to sleep.

When it rains: Rain.. the gentle touch of a mother.. what? No, I wouldn't know what a mother's touch is like. I- I am just going off of what others say! I wouldn't know, I never had one when I was.. born..

Good afternoon: Now, time for morning teeea.. uhm.. afternoon tea then hehe. Now, I guess we can get some stuff done.

Good night: I'm just going to stay up tonight. Keep watch. You just sleep. It's been a long afternoon of doing things.

When it snows: I love the snow, for a good reason! Sure, I love the snowflakes, how they are so unique. Although, I love the cold burning sensation. It's like opposites siding together. Opposites do attract after all. The snow burning at my.. skin.. makes me feel wonderful.

When the wind is blowing: W-what? No! I wasn't blowing away.. but.. thanks I guess. Now, you can get your hand off my waist, I don't need it. Wait- let go, you pervert! I am NOT blushing! Not for you!

Thunder and lightning: No! I am not SCARRED! Shut up! I'm- I'm not trembling either!! It's just loud..

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About you- debt owed: Heh, I'm not bragging, but.. in total, I'm owed about 11 billion Mora. That's probably not a lot to you, but it's a lot to me!

About you- Vision: Can we talk about something else? ANYTHING else? Why? Uhm.. fine.. because I don't have one, simple. I don't want one either. I use a delusion instead. It's a dendro delusion.. they gave me one of their first dendro's because it was a little expirement hehe.

About you- age: My age? You know, it's rude to ask someone their age! That- that doesn't apply to only women! But fine.. if you MUST know.. just kidding~ Wait, why are you guessing? NO, I'M NOT 40! I'm too good for that.

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About Liyue: Ah, liyue.. I love their architecture and layout. It's not my cup of tea, though.

About Inazuma: I hate that place.

About Mondstat: I like it.. the freedom and air. You won't get zapped there, or at least not badly.

About Fontaine: Isn't that place polluted or something? I've never been before, you'll have to tell me what it's like. I have time to listen, don't worry.

About Natlan: I hate the heat, so.. It's not my favorite

About Sumeru: I miss Greater Lord Ruk.. I miss the nature! Yeah.. nature..

About Snezhnaya: Ah, a place that felt like home.. wait, I wasn't supposed to say that! YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

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About Zhongli: I know it's not very likely, but has he forgotten I share the memory, too? Next time I visit, I'll make sure to bring some osmanthas wine, Morax.

About Xiao: My little xiaoxiao! I miss him dearly, do tell him I said hi! He is so lonely. When I get lonely, all I do is call his name and he hangs out with me! Unfortunately, I can't really do the same.

About QiQi: Hm? That's baby? She is adorable, and I make sure to remember everything for her when I can!

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About Ei: ...

About the shogun: One word.. cu-

About Scaramouche: I dont know who you're talking about. No, don't introduce me to him.. there is no need. I don't care for.. vetus amicitias..

About Yae Miko: Her? I have enough mortality to respect her a bit.

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About Venti: Has he caused you trouble? Ah, that boy. I do miss him and his friend, though.. "To the heavens, may you fly.."

About Kaeya: I remember him when he was a little boy! Him and Diluc are the bestest of friends! What.. they are no longer in contact? Never mind then..

About Diluc: He was a kind child, and I bet he still is- oh.. nevermind.

About Lisa: Her? I want to meet with her quickly and soon.. I would hate to see her go. She has so much to live for.. a soon to be wife.. children.. I wish her the best.

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About Nahida: Her? She is really sweet and kind, I like her!

About Kaveh: You don't wanna see him angry while drunk; he is a toddler when he is.
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Im really excited about these!

Elemental Skill I: To die for!

Elemental Skill II: An opponent not worth my time!

Elemental Skill III: Limits are limitless!

Elemental Skill IV: Heh, you dare to try?!

Elemental Skill V: What a bore..

Elemental Skill VI: Let's have some fun, shall we?!

Elemental Burst I- Stage 1: Eternity is not to strive for!

Elemental Burst II- Stage 1: Don't gaze, don't look!

Elemental Burst III- Stage 1: Next move will show no mercy!

Elemental Burst I- Stage 2: A obstacle in my way!

Elemental Burst II- Stage 2: Listen to this melody!

Elemental Burst III- Stage 2: Not even a challenge worthy of a child! What a mistake..

Opening Treasure Chest I: Hehe, all yours~

Opening Treasure Chest II: This satisfies you? Then I'm satisfied.

Opening Treasure Chest III: Ah, not worth it to me. You keep it.

Low Hp I: I'll fight on till the end!

Low Hp II: I can keep going!

Low Hp III: Worry about yourself, I'll worry about me!

Ally at low Hp I: Don't worry, I'll take front field, you heal up.

Ally at low Hp II: Is that all you can take? No offense.. probably.

Fallen I: I.. failed. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.. I'm sorry, kuni.. I'll look for you again..

Fallen II: I'll be back with my army..

Fallen III: Heh.. I forever owe you, Col, and your majesty.. you too, father..

Fallen IV: I always loved you, and forever will, twins..

Light Hit I: That's all you got? Come at me!

Light Hit II: This will be over soon if that's all you can do!

Heavy Hit taken I: Hah?! Heh, getting better. Let's take adult steps now!

Joining party I: Are we sure about this one?

Joining party II: Welcome!

Joining pary III: It's you! I'm happy now!