They Will Call Our Crimes A Work Of Art: Soukoku Child (Chuuya X Dazai)

Higuchi's report

Question at the end

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Report: n°23689

Case: weapon warehouse

The investigation reported bellow has been carried out yesterday in the early morning.

The theft took place the night before, upon arriving at the port's Mafia warehouse I was leed to the weapons depot, the stolen goods are as follows:

Glock 20: 2

Shoutgun:1

I checked the password history but it had been cleared although the last password remains in memory for 24 hours before being stored in the history.

the cross-check showed that the password belongs to… Mori Ougai

None of the guards remember Mori-san coming to the warehouse and none of the security camera were active, deactivated from the inside; this makes me think that there is a traitor in the port mafia who has also sold the password to third-part

In conclusion I recommend a investigation to find the mole

End of report

Ichiyō Higuchi

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Port Mafia headquarters - boss's office
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"Don't touch me you bastard!" Chuuya immediately yelled and launched a kick at the brunette who evaded effortlessly.

"Are you alright, Dazai-san?" called Akutagawa.

"But of course I am, Akutagawa-kun!" Dazai replied as cheerfully as ever. "Chibi just needs to calm down his temper a bit~."

"Like hell!" barked Chuuya, his hand closing around Dazai's neck

Dazai smiling face turned serious looking at Akutagawa while still bending to allow Chuuya to maintain a hold on his neck
"Do you know why I made you read the report Akutagawa-kun?"

"Because my case and Higuchi's are similar and most likely were committed by the same person..."

"Waa! Akutagawa-sugoi, but why didn't you say in your report that there was a mole? Anyone would have thought that!"

Chuuya blinked realising that he was being ignored and proceeded to throw Dazai across the room

"Because I think that an ability user is behind this so a mole wouldn't have made sense, Higuchi is inexperienced so she went with the most logical conclusion"

"But if it was the most logical why didn't you suggest it too?" This time it was the red head who spoke seeing as Dazai was still getting up

"Instinct, and because Dazai-san wouldn't have assigned me to it if that wasn't the case" the boy said as if he hadn't just witnessed his boss being thrown across the room by his husband

"And what ability do you think the woman has~?" The boss spoke while hopping

"I think the ability is tech-based or a illusory one like the kid at the detective agency"

"Very well Akutagawa-kun you are dismissed, meet up with Higuchi-san and proceed the investigation" the demon prodigy spoke calmly

The executive left the room leaving the boss and his right hand man behind

"There is something that I still don't get through"Chuuya said while sitting on the desk

"How did that kid use Mori-san password, that old geezer wouldn't sing even under torture, so how?"

"Well Chuuya that is exactly why I called him here!" A smile forming on his face

"Well I did tell him to come, but he is outside of Yokohama so he won't be here until tomorrow..."
As Dazai spoke he made his finger travel up on Chuuya's leg placing himself between his legs, Chuuya still sitting on the desk

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Should I add smut in the next chapter?