They Will Call Our Crimes A Work Of Art: Soukoku Child (Chuuya X Dazai)

The Demon's plan

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Port Mafia headquarters - boss's office
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Dazai was enthusiastic, even more than he was on the phone thanks to Chuuya's detailed report of the events, which left the red head grumbling on most parts, where he realised he had been played.

The lack of informations on the kid's ability reminded him of a certain russian rat: having a vague idea of the consequences but not of the causes, oh so thrilling!!

So interesting that the deal with the Italian mafia went to second place, now he had something, oh so interesting in his hands, he was pacing his office back and forth trying to come up with a plan to come face to face with the kid, he wondered what face she would make when her ability didn't work, he was giggling and smiling.

Chuuya was horrified, his boss/lover was smiling like he discovered a new method of suicide that involved caned crabs giggling and chucking spinning a pen in his hand.
So, yes a truly terrifying sight
He took a deep breath and asked
"...What are you planning to do?"

"My loyal dog showing interest in the plans of the owner?" The brunette asked sitting down in his chair

"Not. Your. Dog, but yes what has your oh so splendid mind come up with?" He asked with a sigh, rolling his eyes

"Absolutely nothing!" Dazai smiled

"Ah!?"

"-Ah"

"..."

"Dazai, you better not be kidding me!" Chuuya slammed his hands on Dazai's desk

"You don't understand slug" Dazai said spinning in his chair

"From what you told me no one can get close to her without losing sight of her, her ability worked on you and you didn't even realise it, as far as we know I'd be the only one unaffected"

"I could... lure her out of suribachi and you could handle it..." Chuuya asked a bit dubious

"Dumb Dog, Slow Slug, Stupid God, don't you remember how we got to Suribachi?"

"Eh... Mori-san?" Chuuya tilted his head

Cute
"Mori-san, he hypothesised he was mind controlled but I think mind reading is more correct, do you see the problem now?"

"...she would... Discover the plan the moment I or anyone else got close" Chuuya fixed his hat, scratching his temple

Dazai stared at Chuuya, who was trying so hard to say something smart, eyes darting around the room looking for non existing clues, Dazai rested a hand on his chin...

Chuuya should definitely take his clothes off...

Dazai gestured for Chuuya to come behind the desk

"What?" Chuuya said looking dow- ah wait no, he was looking straight ahead

Dazai patted his thigh smirking

Smut ahead, go to **********

"Come Chuuya, be a good dog"

Chuuya froze... What?...

Dazai patted his thigh again, he wanted Chuuya to crawl to him like a dog

Chuuya stiffened, face growing hot, he looked Dazai straight in the eyes, asking if he was serious, big mistake

Dazai's eyes were devoid of ligh, watching his every move, Chuuya gulped and got on his knees, Dazai motioned for him to get closer, Chuuya did so, resting his head on Dazai's inner thigh

Dazai picked up the phone on his desk, and spoke to the front desk while taking Chuuya's hat off
"No one is allowed on my floor until I say so"
He started caressing Chuuya's red locks making his finger fall on his lips, parting them and pushing his digits inside

"Is my dog drooling for his treat?"

Chuuya nudges his inner thigh before pushing himself up, Dazai bended down and pulled him in his lap

Dazai was turned on, Chuuya knew it and he was gonna play with it, a payback for something, he wasn't really sure what, but he knew how much the dog play turned Dazai on

He toke off his waistcoat and unbuttoned his shirt, remaining with only his pants, gloves and choker on.

Dazai put a hand around his neck, feeling the chocker, not yet squeezing

He was staring at the prove of his ownership over the god of destruction and almost missed Chuuya leaning forward and licking him, drawing back he left his tongue out... Like a dog

He was stunned, Chuuya never went along with his dog joke
But he found out he liked it, he kissed Chuuya, all tongue teeth and spit, an ugly mess really, groaning when Chuuya started rocking his hips on him trying to find some much desired friction

Dazai pinned Chuuya to his desk, settling between his legs as he undid his own clothes, Chuuya trapped him between his legs making him stumble forward
"Damn Chuuya, is your patience as short as you?"
"Bastard, hurry up, we have a unknown ability users to handle!"

Dazai started grinding against Chuuya

"You're no fun Chuchu~ but alright we won't go all the way, I still need you walking"

Dazai unbuttoned their pants and started  rubbing them together

After some time they found the right pace

"Ah~ Chuuya" Dazai started going faster

Chuuya steadied himself on the desk
"Fuck! Dazai!"

They continued to pant and rub against eachother
"Ah fuck! Chuuya"

They both slumped on the desk panting

"Dazai... What the fuck" post nut clarity hitting hard

"You just looked so inviting trying so hard to be smart, I just had to" Dazai got up grinning

"Fuck, I really liked this pants" Chuuya looked at the stains, both his and Dazai's on his pants and stomach

Dazai started nibbling his neck around the chocker
"You played with fire with the shit you pulled"

Chuuya covered his face with his elbow
"Dunno what you're talking about"

Dazai chuckled, they both started getting dressed again as if they hadn't just gone at it on Dazai's desk

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"Seriously, do you have a plan or not?"
Chuuya was buttoning his shirt

"Oh of course I have a plan!"
Dazai said spinning with enthusiasm

"It even has a name, 'gather the sweets we are summoning Ranpo!' "

Chuuya... Was not surprised