My Fault

Interview Day.

'Today we are joined by Culpa Mia cast members, Kristen and Gabriel.' the interviewer claps.

'Hey everyone.' I chuckle.

'Hey guys.' Gabriel waves.

'I am Kristen Black.' I chuckle.

'And I am Gabriel Guevara.' Gabriel waves.

'And today we are going to be...' I start.

'Reading thirst tweets.' Me and Gabriel high five each other.

'Okay I'll start.' Gabriel grabs a phone.

'Oh god.' I chuckle.

'Gabriel Guevara could star in a movie called 'Gabriel Guevara just standing there' and I'd still pay to see it.' Gabriel chuckles.

'That's when you know you've made it.' I laugh.

'Exactly.' Gabriel laughs.

'Imagine just standing and having people watch you.' I chuckle.

'Amazing.' Gabriel laughs.

'Bloody brilliant.' I chuckle.

'Your turn.' Gabriel looks at me.

'Okay let's see.' I look down at my phone.

'Someone mentions Kristen Black. Me: caution. Slippery when wet.' I start laughing.

'Oh my god.' Gabriel laughs and covers his face.

'Woah. I mean.. thank you. For the caution.' I chuckle making Gabriel laugh.

'Okay. Let's see.' Gabriel acknowledges the screen.

'Gabriel Guevara could walk up and punch me in my face for no reason and I'd apologise.' Gabriel chuckles and looks at me.

'I mean... if... if you're into that stuff then sure. Why not?' Gabriel chuckles.

'Yeah like come come here. Let me just punch you real quick.' I laugh and tap Gabriel's thigh.

'I want to eat Kristen Black's coconuts.' I laugh.

'I don't blame you.' Gabriel chuckles.

'Shut up.' I start laughing.

'Well I mean... um yeah... no.' I laugh.

'Ha. Um. No.' Gabriel copies me.

'I was thinking of Gabriel Guevara on my flight and my nipples got hard.' Gabriel reads out.

'I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.' I shrug.

'I'm honoured.' Gabriel chuckles. 'I'm honoured that I could have that effect on you.'

'Aha.' I burst out laughing.

'Kristen Black is my number one mommy. I want her so badly.' I read out.

'Don't we all?' Gabriel chuckles.

'Oh my god stop.' I joke and cover my face.

'I'm gonna get Gabriel Guevara's face tattooed on my left ass cheek so I can say I sit on Gabriel Guevara's face all the time.' Gabriel covers his eyes as soon as he finishes reading the tweet.

'That's clever.' I nod.

'Maybe... um I don't know. Maybe don't do that. Until you're one hundred percent sure that's what you want.' Gabriel chuckles.

'My god. These people are wild.' I laugh.

'I'm scared of what's coming.' Gabriel looks at me.

'Dear Kristen Black, you literally make me want to set myself on fire from your immense sexiness so if you could dial it down a bit. K thanks.' I burst into laughter.

'These are getting a bit personal.' Gabriel covers his mouth.

'Maybe um, don't set yourself on fire. I would really appreciate it.' I chuckle.

'Please don't post pictures of Gabriel Guevara. I will get too horny.'

'Woah. I mean could you blame her? Have you guys seen Gabriel Guevara?' I chuckle and point at Gabriel.

'Stop it.' Gabriel chuckles and pulls me into a hug.

'And last one.' I chuckle. 'Kristen Black made me gay.'

'Woah.' Gabriel widens his eyes.

'I'm... glad. I mean..' I stutter making Gabriel burst into laughter.

'Thanks. I guess.' I shrug.

'Oh Kristen Black made me gay. Thanks I guess.' Gabriel laughs.

'That was Thirst Tweets.' Me and Gabriel chuckle.

'With.' I speak.

'Kristen Black.' Gabriel points at me.

'And Gabriel Guevara.' I point at Gabriel.