Sam and Sarah are leaning against a Jeep and Sam is reading a newspaper, The phone in a nearby phone booth rings and Dean answers "Hello? I am the eggman." Sarah and Sam smiles briefly, Dean rolls his eyes "Seriously, Frank, pay phones? I mean, come on. I – I'm getting the clap off this thing just touching it, Fred Savage? Really? Yeah, no, I know, big mouths are everywhere. Uh, well, since you asked, some actual intel on the Dick Roman guy would be nice, Fine. All right yeah, good looking out." The phone clicks as Frank ends the call and Dean hangs up, scowls at his hand and walks over to Sam and Sarah "I hope he finds something quick. This whole protocol du jour thing's really creeping my cheese."
Sam says "So, we got dick on Dick?" Dean says "That's a vivid way of putting it. You find anything on Wonder Woman?" Sarah says "No and there probably won't be. They are definitely gone. But..." Sam holds up the Wichita Sun. The headline is "Peculiar death baffles authorities." "...Sam and I might have found something over in Kansas." Dean says "All right, well, let's do it. But, uh, a few simple rules, okay? No babies." Morgue Daytime, A Doctor pulls back a sheet from the body of a middle-aged man. The body is covered in circular raised sores of various sizes that appear to have been made by tentacles Sarah, Dean and Sam are wearing their FBI suits and Dean says "Ohh. Those are not the fun kind of hickeys."
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Sam asks "You're – you're saying an octopus did this?" Doctor says "Not just any octopus but based on welt diameter, Enteroctopus dofleini." Sarah asks "And for those of us who skipped the enteroctopus class?" Doctor says "Giant Pacific octopus." Dean asks "How giant we talking, Doc?" Doctor says "Approximately 30 feet." Sam laughs briefly then asks "I mean, aren't... giant octopi rare around here?" Doctor says "Yet here we are." Dean says "All right, so what happens? Guy comes home, cracks a beer, and gets... suckered to death?" Doctor says "Obviously, this was some kind of freak fetish attack. Someone created those hickey marks, then bled the man out."
The Doctor turns the dead man's head to expose a wound on the side of his throat, Sarah, Dean and Sam walk through the hallways and Dean asks then "That bite look a little vamp-y to you?" Sarah says "Yeah, no question." Dean asks "So what are we looking for? An octovamp? A vamptopus?" Sam says "That's crazy even for us, right?" Dean says "It does push the envelope. Let's go chat up the widow." Widow's House Daytime, Sam says "We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am."
Dean says "Mrs. Harper, we know this is, uh, bad timing. But we just have a few routine questions that we need to ask you – is that okay?" They are all seating around the table Mrs.Harper with kleenex and the others with cups of coffee, Mrs.Harper says "Yeah." Sam asks "Did the house feel any different lately?" Mrs.Harper confused asks "Different...?" Sarah asks "Anything strange. Cold spots. Uh, did you smell anything weird? Maybe sulfury?" Mrs.Harper says "No. Not that I can remember." Dean says "Okay, we're just ticking all the boxes here. Um, what about any skeletons in your husband's closet?" Mrs.Harper asks "Skeletons? What do you mean?"
Dean asks "Can you think of anybody who would want to do him harm? A colleague, an old flame." Sarah says "The tiniest detail could really help." Mrs.Harper says "You want to know what he was up to lately? Ask Stacey. She was here the night he died." Sam asks "Um... Stacey?" Mrs.Harper says "Our nanny. Any other questions?" Dean says "No, that's... Thank you. You've been a big help." They all leave and Sam says "Really appreciate the hospitality, ma'am." A little girl watches from the top of the stairs as Sarah, Dean and Sam leaves.
