Just a pep talk between Ben and Mike.
Ben: Do you think that Erica likes me?
Mike: Yea
Ben: Why
Mike: She literally is your girlfriend, Bro
Ben: I guess you're right.
Mike: You are so stupid.
Ben: I have a higher Iq than you.
Mike: Alright, so?
Ben: You have a 96 man.
Mike: Says you.
Ben: Come o, you probably won't even get into Harvard.
Mike: With your knowledge of girls you won't even get to Cameron Uni
Ben: 😫
Mike: Roasted
Ben: Then if you're so sure, why haven't you gone out with Zoe yet?
Mike: ...
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Zoe: What'cha talking about?
Mike: None of your buiesness
Zoe: Um, okie
Ben: How did you get in our private private chat room?
Zoe: I hacked it
Ben: I'm guessing Erica is here too, right?
Zoe: No, I didn't tell her.
Mike: R U Sure?
Ben: She's probably lying.
Erica: Yeah, she is
Zoe: Erica, you ruined my lie.
Erica: It wasn't even a good one anyway.
Zoe: This is why people don't like you.
Erica: And this is how I ruin people's lives.
Ben: That's crazy
Mike: Alright, Ben and I have a proposition
Zoe: What is it?
Ben: Um, what dude?
Mike: Ya know about the theme park and stuff?
Erica: No
Mike: But you didn't even hear our presentation. 🙏
Zoe: Yor prepared a whole presentation?
Ben: I guess.
Harvard: Hey Ben, I've heard you have level 16 math skills?
Erica: Harvard, get out of here
Harvard: No
Erica: I will burn down your collage.
Ben: Please don't burn down Harvard
Harvard: See, he wants us here
Erica: You sent me 1000 emails saying how I should join your collage.
Mike: I think that's a bit overkill
Ben: Oh heck, nah, I'm not joining if that happens to me
Zoe: Oh my god
Harvard: I'm out kids. Nice to meet you.
Mike: It's not nice to meet you.
Ben: Mike, don't say that!
Mike: Why the heck not
Zoe: Why the heck does Ben like Harvard so much
Ben: I dont
Erica: Yes, you do
Ben: Um, kinda?
Erica: Then go
Ben: But
Zoe: No buts kid
Ben: I uh
Mike: I'll miss you
Ben: Im not gay
Erica: uh ok I think I know that
Mike: What da ya mean?
Zoe: How do you know that Erica
Erica: UM
Ben: JAWA CHIP
Jawa: 'Eller
CHIPP: G'day, mate
Mike: Help us on this
CHIPP: BET
Jawa: Ya guys, virgins?
Ben: Yea
Erica: Yea
Mike: Maybe
CHIPP: What the hell
Ben: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
CHIPP: Who did you do it with? 🤨
Jawa: Zoe, you've been awefully quiet
Erica: Oh my god
Zoe: I uh
PART TWO TOMORROW SORRY
