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8.

8. detention
• • •

group therapy 😻

zummy 🤭
who wants to break e out of prison

mayo 🚩
PRISON????
hell naw man

elsa ❄️
detention

theo-dwarf 🧍‍♂️
what did you do now snow

elsa ❄️
i was late bc i was fucking having an anxiety attack
umbitch just gave me a detention without a single care

enzy ✋
lol
umbitch

zummy 🤭
i take credit ✨✨✨✨

blizzard 🥶
ofc it's you

mayo 🚩
zara you're a bad influence

zummy 🤭
just bc you cant get pussy doesn't mean you get to be all grumpy. i'm happy with edith's. tastes good 🫦

theo-dwarf 🧍‍♂️
aren't you straight 💀

enzy ✋
mate
i don't think there is one gay person in our chat

• • •

bibble 🤡 - elsa ❄️

bibble 🤡
cant believe i'm doing this but
sorry for pushing you at lunch

elsa ❄️
mattheo fucking riddle
why the fuck are you apologizing
IMPOSTER
AHHHHHHHH

bibble 🤡
this is why i don't apologize.

elsa ❄️
you motherfucjer

bibble 🤡
you suck at spelling

elsa ❄️
you sick at being nice
suck*

bibble 🤡
i just apologized.
what else do you want me to do?

elsa ❄️
shart

bibble 🤡
tf???

elsa ❄️
i'm late
gtg
byeeeeeee
you little shart.

bibble 🤡
🐀

elsa ❄️
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RAT???
you mother fucket
sick
dick*
duck*
fuck*

• • •

I rushed through the hallways, trying to make it in time. I came up to her office at exactly eight and knocked, trying to slow down my heart rate.

"Come in," Umbridge said sweetly. I came in and sat where she told me to. She hands me a piece of parchment and her 'special' quill. "I want you to write; 'I must not be late for my tardiness disrupts the class'." Lord, that's a lot of words. "Whenever you're ready. As many times as you need."