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28. headphones
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panda 🐼 - elsa ❄️

panda 🐼
i just back
i got you a present 🤟

elsa ❄️
beer?

panda 🐼
no, you're underage

elsa ❄️
yeah okay
says who?

panda 🐼
your birth certificate and the government

elsa ❄️
anyways

panda 🐼
did you have breakfast

elsa ❄️
a croissant
stop changing the subject

panda 🐼
sorry i'm just trying to make sure you're not sick and actually eating

elsa ❄️
yeah well i'll have you know i didn't voluntarily ate that damn croissant.
though it was delicious.

panda 🐼
also sorry i haven't seen you
did madame pomfrey tell you anything

elsa ❄️
no
just rest and to eat but i'm not rlly hungry

panda 🐼
try to eat every day okay?

elsa ❄️
okay
i'll try but no promises

panda 🐼
at least breakfast
a single croissant is fine
and be sure to drink enough water

elsa ❄️
you sound like leslie if she was actually good at being a mother

panda 🐼
edith!

elsa ❄️
am i lying?

panda 🐼
i know you don't like her but you can't blame her for everything

elsa ❄️
first off, i wasn't blaming
i was accusing her of being a shitty mother
secondly, i can blame her for everything that's wrong with you

panda 🐼
launguage.
ok. i'm bringing your present to try and cheer you up

elsa ❄️
sorry...

panda 🐼
be there soon 🤟

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bibble 🤡 - elsa ❄️

bibble 🤡
you better eat that croissant
it was a pain in the ass to get into that damn gryffindor tower

elsa ❄️
probably bc you're not a gryffindor

bibble 🤡
that's my point

elsa ❄️
i thought your point was to see if i ate that croissant for all your hard work

bibble 🤡
i had gryffindors glare at me

elsa ❄️
rightfully so

bibble 🤡
i had their cats hiss at me

elsa ❄️
i'd do that to