Breaking and entering ~Chap 15

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The clock struct 12... am.

" ppppssssssssssst, Jeremy," Mike whispered.

"mmmmm, no mummy I don't wanna go to school!" Jeremy mumbled in his sleep.

"JEREMY!" Mike whispered even louder, "Come on we gotta go!"

"Ahhh, no don't stop tickling me! I will wet myself!" Jeremy mumbled yet again.

"For fuck sake Jeremy! WILL YOU WAKE YOUR LAZY ASS UP!" Mike shouted.

"Woah, Jesus Christ on a bike Mike! I was sleeping!" Jeremy moaned.

(If anyone gets that reference I will give them a cookie!)

"Well NAH!" Mike sarcastically said.

"It is time to get the key! Now get up!" Mike yelled getting frustrated.

~Beautifully majestic time skip~

"So Jeremy since your smaller you need to crawl through the window and grab the spare key from the cabinet!"

"ME! I am finally trusted in this world!" Jeremy said with a smile appearing on his humble face.

"No, I would do if there was a chance that I wouldn't get my ass stuck between to panes of glass," Jeremy's smile dropped from his face.

"Now get yoll skinny ass up in there!" Mike said with Jeremy giving him the face that said ' No, no no, don't say that!'

Jeremy slid like a snake through the window wiggling and flapping about. Mike just really wanted to shout 'SHUT THE HELL UP' but he was already covering his mouth to stop himself laughing at the terrible sight of Jeremy whale-ing through the window.

Finally Jeremy got through and fell straight the the floor.

"ooooh, " Mike cringed.

"I'm okay, I'm okay," Jeremy said pulling himself up from the floor.

Jeremy rushed over to the cabinet.

"IT'S LOCKED!" Jeremy screamed.

"It's okay just calm down, check for a spare key on the desk or something," Mike said checking the perimeter.

Jeremy frantically searched through the files of paper on the desk and found a key. He then penetrated the key into the hole and jiggled it about. ;)

"Jesus Christ Jeremy calm down, you've opened it!" Mike said.

"Oh, right yeah"

Jeremy then grabbed one of the spare keys and shoved it in his pocket closing the cabinet behind him. He then started the whale-ing procedure again, once again Mike found himself gasping for breath as he couldn't hold in all of those hilarious feels.

"I am out!" Jeremy joyfully said.

"Great, now have you got the key?" Mike questioned.

"Yes, it's right her-" Jeremy searched his pockets but no key was found.

"OH YOU FUCKING PRATT FACE!" Mike shouted.

They both looked over the window and saw the key, the other side of the glass, laying on the floor, mocking them.

"Oh, no it must have fallen out of my pocket while I was squeezing through!"

"Jeremy, get back in that window and get that key," Mike said as calmly as he could. The whale-ing began again.

A few minutes later and Jeremy had retrieved the key and was about to climb out.

"Wait! Get a set from each one of the useful rooms so we can get a set of our own!" Mike said.

"But won't that take ages at Morrison's cuz we have to give them to the guys and send them off?" Jeremy questioned.

"No! There is a self scanner one at Asda which only takes like 30 seconds!" Mike replied.

"Sweet," Jeremy said grabbing the keys and passing them to Mike. He then started the whale-ing process for the fourth time and again Mike started to laugh.

Jeremy was finally out of the office, "Mike, my belly hurts!"

Jeremy and Mike ran from the window back to Mike's room to get some sleep because it was now like quarter to 1 and they had only fallen to sleep at 10.

~Beautifully majestic time skip~

The next morning ( or should I say afternoon )Jeremy and Mike woke up at 1pm.

"Ah shit a brick," Mike said as he looked at his phone.

"Oh fuck a duck," Jeremy said as he looked at his watch.

"Well I am going to get dressed and go to Asda, " Jeremy said.

"ditto!" Mike said getting up and grabbing yesterdays clothes off the foot of his bed.

~Beautifully majestic time skip~

"Such a nice day," Mike said breathing in the fresh air, "such a shame I can't see it because the bags under my eyes are so big!"

"he," Jeremy done that pathetic 'me too I can't be bothered to say actual words though' laugh.

They then arrived at Asda.

Mike walked over to the machine put his money in and slotted in the key in. Jeremy stayed way back as if to avoid any human or staff contact or speech.

"Can I help you?" A kind lady asked Jeremy.

"Ahhh" Jeremy jumped, wait that is an understatement he screamed.

"Jeremy, are you okay?" Mike said turning round to see Jeremy defending himself with a 'Barbie learns to walk' doll.

"Ah, sorry miss, he is just not a people person," Mike explained.

"Oh sorry, I will leave you two alone," The lady said.

"Sorry, thank you," Mike apologized.

"Sorry Mike,"Jeremy said with his head down.

Mike was fed up of getting angry. So instead he gave him a huge hug.

"Thank you," Jeremy sniffed.

~Beautifully majestic time skip~

"Well that was a great haul... of keys," Mike said.

"he" Jeremy did that laugh again.

Mike could hear snuffling, he turned to look at Jeremy and saw him crying silently, well kinda, to himself.

"Jeremy?" Mike asked in a concerning tone.

"Oh Mike , I'm so sorry *sniff* we have practically left the school and I have done the worst thing ever in the last few day's! *sniff* I didn't mean to lose the key *sniff*!" Jeremy wailed.

' Wait this was the worst thing he had ever done in high school? Jeez have done a lot worse!' Mike thought.

Jeremy fell onto his knees still wailing. Mike knelt down next to him lifted his crying face and pressed his lips against Jeremy's, at first Jeremy squirmed but then he closed his eyes and remained still.

"Sometimes, you just gotta know when to let it go!" Mike whispered in Jeremy's ear.


Authors note: I would like to thank you for 500 views the last time I done one of these thank you's was with 200I honestly didn't realise that that many people would give two shits about a crappy story that I decided to write based on some of my favourite characters. And yes the shipping is finally commencing!



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