More than friends ~ Jeremike

Escaping ~Chap 23

Mike quickly whipped  out his phone and called Jeremy upstairs. 

"Jeremy, it's Mike, can you hear me?" Mike whispered.

"Yes I know it's you, and of course I can hear you, that crappy phone  from the carphone warehouse was a mistake okay, now will you just DROP IT!!" 

"Fine, I get it. Right, what is their in your school bag?"

"Mike, I told you I'm not giving you my cake!" 

"OH YOU DUMB-ASS!" 

"All right! I have some cello tape, a snapped ruler and a few paper clips, why?" 

"hmm... okay, I got it. Unwind two paper clips..."

"Okay,"

"And cello tape them to he shortest end of your ruler..."

"okay... now it just looks like a stabby weird thing?" 

"Yeah, use that to pick the lock on your door, then come down to my door and unlock that."

"Okay, I'll try..."

. . .

. . .

"COME ON JEREMY, I'M LOOSING CREDIT!" 

"Jesus! I'm coming, how can you be loosing credit I haven't seen you use that thing in the past three months, except for the time you called me a few weeks ago," 

"Yeah, but I still have to call family you know..." Mike said getting all embarrassed.

"Oh yeah to schedule those little tennis games of yours," Jeremy said with a chuckle.

"AAAAARRRGGGGG," Mike said hanging up so he could be frustrated by himself. Sadly for him just as he put down the phone, the door flung open and there was Jeremy standing in the hall way.

"hehe," Jeremy giggled.

"Fine, you got the door open, now bust us out of this one,"

"Sorry..." Jeremy said handing Mike the broken lock pick.

"Oh my Christ on a bike! You always have to fuck things up!" (Sorry to offend any heavily religious people.)

"Don't worry, we didn't want to have to sneak past everyone in the office anyway, we can just go out the fire door." Jeremy said stepping aside and pointing behind him.

"Oh, good thinking buddy!" 

"Yay, I'm smart!" Jeremy said walking out the fire exit with Mike.

"No, your really not!" 

"But, I found the way out."

"Yeah that's called using our eyes!" 

"But you didn't see that door, you could pointed it out, but you didn't!" 

"Yeah well you were standing in the way!"

"Uh the door's huge! And look at me!" 

Just then Jeremy's phone rang, it was his mother.

"Hi mum . . . okay what's the good news . . . seriously . . . no way . . . on my own . . . with my girlfriend! . . . No, mum I don't have a girlfriend . . . when will I see you though? . . . really! . . . b-bye then." Jeremy put the phone down.

"Was that your mum, what did she say?"

"AAAHHHHHH I'M DOOMED MY LIFE IS OVER SOMEONE GET MY TO A HOSPITAL BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!!!!!"

" . . . Okay, what did she say?" 

Authors note, again: I hope you enjoyed the chapter! It's always a good thing when your the writer of a story and you can just add in doors whenever you need them to be there! I need to tell you guys that next Monday there will not be a chapter because I am on holiday and I have no access to WiFi there! I feel so sorry for myself!!! Once again I'm really sorry and I will see you later guys, thank you soooooo much for 1.5K!