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2015, July 13th.

The Byrne family was sitting together in Jason's living room.

A young Evelyn was playing with Jamie and they were getting a tad too rough.

Ashe: Careful you two!

Cassie was watching.

Cassie: Don't worry, I'm watching them.

Ashe: I know, but...

Cassie: You still can't stop thinking about Zoe, can you?

Ashe: No...

Cassie: I will put her back together, I promise.

Jason walked in holding a birthday cake.

Jason: I wonder where she is. She should be here by now. She's supposed to be the one cooking!

Ashe: Don't worry, Dad. Mom'll be here soon, I just got her text.

Jason sighed and went to the kitchen.

Jason: That woman is gonna be the death of me. Somehow.

Jason put the cake in a locked box in the cupboards.

He got to work making chicken nuggets and fries, a common meal in the Byrne house, after all, it was just Jason, Evelyn, and his wife most of the time.

His wife burst through the backdoor covered in blood with a gun in her hand.

She was a demi-rabbit with red fur (originally white).

Jason: Medea, what did you do!?!

Medea: I swear it's better than it looks!

Jason: You told me you'd stop killing 200 years ago!

Medea: I lied, but I swear I have a good reason!

Jason: Okay. Go. Give me your good reason.

Medea: He stabbed me first.

Jason: This is why I should've left you a century ago. Your bloodlust just can't be satisfied, can it? You killed our children, and that woman you thought I was flirting with, and now who was this one, huh?

Medea: A government official... and his son.

Jason: Have a good time rotting in jail.

Jason picked up a phone.

Medea shot the phone out of his hand.

Medea: Please, give me one more chance.

Jason: I shouldn't have even given you the first chance.

Ashe: WHAT WAS THAT???

Jason: Just your mother covered in blood shooting a phone out of my hand, dear. Nothing that hasn't happened before.

Medea: After a certain point even I have to wonder why you're still with me.

Jason: You give good head.

Ashe: Dad!

Jason: What? It's true. She has a mouth like an angel, but the personality of Satan.

Medea: I'm not that bad.

Jason: You're addicted to killing people, that's pretty bad.

Medea: I'm not addicted, I can stop any time I want.

Jason: That's what you said 200 years ago.

Medea: And I did stop!

Jason scoffed.

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