Chapter 6 - Pinetree Processing

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Dipper/Bill teleported back deep into the forest, in the spot where the deal had previously been made. Dipper straightened his bow tie and huffed annoyingly. "UGH, SERVES HER RIGHT!" Bill was pleased. 'WOW KID, THAT WENT MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED! I MEAN, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA HAVE TO REACT SOMEHOW, BUT THAT WAS JUST CRUEL!' Dipper stopped. He literally froze on the spot, as if someone had hit a pause button and wouldn't let him move. Then, he opened his eye widely in realization.

"OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! I JUST SAID THAT! I JUST DID THAT! I JUST YELLED HORRIFYINGLY AT MY SISTER AND THEN LAUGHED LIKE IT WAS SOME SICK JOKE! AND THEN I JUST- TELEPORTED AWAY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!" He then stared in realization as he realized where one of his hands was. "DID I JUST STRAIGHTEN MY-NO-YOUR BOWTIE?!!!" 

 Bill laughed. 'YEP! AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER KID! AND THE BEST PART WAS, YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING TO BE LIKE ME! IT JUST CAME TO YOU ALL ON ITS OWN!' Dipper started panicking. But as much as he tried to deny it, Bill was right. "N-NO! I-I INTENTIONALLY DID IT! TO-TO KEEP UP THE ACT, TO KEEP MABEL OUT OF THIS!" But Bill wasn't buying it. 'SURE, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT KID. BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH! YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO KNOW MY THOUGHTS BUT I KNOW ALL OF YOURS! SHOOTING STAR HAS BEEN DRIVING YOU CRAZY NOW FOR QUITE SOME TIME, HASN'T SHE?' 

Dipper grew frustrated. "NO- SHE'S-SHE'S TRYING HER BEST! ... I THINK! ...THOUGH IT WOULDN'T HURT FOR HER TO TRY A BIT HARDER..." Bill smirked. 'ABSOLUTELY! COME ON, YOU KNOW THAT SHE DESERVED IT! AND THERE WAS A SMALL PART OF YOU THAT ENJOYED PUTTING HER IN HER PLACE FOR ONCE!'

Dipper thought for a moment. He did NOT want to agree with Bill...but he was sorta correct. It actually did feel nice to finally call Mabel out for her inconsiderate actions, without having to worry about all the horrible things she would do to him afterwards. Normally, if Dipper ever tried to get Mabel to see her mistakes, there was one of 3 things that would happen:

1. She'd blow him off and keep doing what she wanted as if his opinions were wrong or didn't matter. 

2. She'd threaten him with taking away things he enjoyed, like having control of the TV, or having the last ice-cream sandwich.

 3. Arguably the worst, she would give him the cold shoulder and pretend he didn't exist until HE apologized and let her get her way. 

Of course Dipper didn't want to be Bill. Of course he wouldn't even want Bill to teach Mabel a lesson. But since it was happening anyway...it felt...good. Finally, he was the one with power. He could do literally whatever he wanted to her, and she wouldn't be able to punish him, deny him, or ignore his very presence. That was what felt mildly enjoyable.

"UGH! ALRIGHT FINE! MAYBE...IT DID FEEL SLIGHTLY ENJOYABLE TO TEACH MABEL A LESSON WITHOUT GETTING THE PUNISHMENT FOR IT, AND HAVING HER ACTUALLY FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER ACTIONS FOR ONCE! BUT...ONLY SLIGHTLY..." Bill grinned. 'THERE YA GO KID! DIDN'T THAT FEEL GREAT TO GET OUT!?!' Instead of answering, Dipper thought of a question. "HEY BILL...HOW COME I-UH-WE, WERE ABLE TO BE SEEN EVEN THOUGH WE WEREN'T SUMMONED AND DON'T HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM?! I MEAN, MABEL WASN'T DREAMING WAS SHE?"

Bill chuckled. It was a childish laugh that implied that he had done something he wasn't supposed to. 'OH, I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO ASK ABOUT THAT! YOU KNOW HOW I DESTROYED YOUR ENTIRE BEING AND SEPARATED YOUR MIND FROM IT?' Dipper groaned and then nodded. 'SO, I ALSO SEPARATED THE VERY CENTER OF YOUR ESSENCE THAT ALLOWED YOU TO BE A CREATURE OF THE 3RD DIMENSION. AND SINCE YOUR ENTIRE BEING BELONGED TO ME, I GOT TO CLAIM WHATEVER I WANTED OF IT AS MINE! SO I TOOK THAT VERY ESSENCE AND ALLOWED MY MAGIC TO ABSORB THAT TOO! AND THUS, HERE WE ARE!'

Dipper panicked. "WAIT...DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM NOW?!! YOU CAN START WEIRDMAGEDDON AT ANY POINT?!!!!" Bill sighed. 'SADLY, NO. WHILE YOUR CONNECTION DOES ALLOW ME TO APPEAR TO CREATURES IN YOUR DIMENSION WHEN I WANT TO, THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL IT DOES! I CAN STILL USE MY MAGIC TO MAKE DEALS AND SUMMON MY CANE AND STUFF, BUT I CAN'T AFFECT THE WORLD AROUND ME...YET!' Dipper grinned. "SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS, YOUR GAME HAS BEEN PUT ON PAUSE!" Bill smirked. 'NO SILLY PINETREE, MY GAME IS JUST BEGINNING!'

Hehe >:3

So, just a quick update, there will be many more chapters, all the way up to 14. Then, after 14, the "act/section" is over and it moves on to the next one. I believe there are going to be 5 acts, but this could change. And also, each act is not a different story. It's just my way of dividing the plots into episode-like segments. For example. "Act 2" is in replace of The Last Mabelcorn and "Act 3" is in replace of Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future, Etc. Anyways, hope you like the story so far! Let me know if you have any questions, or a suggestion for it! And lastly, of course, the code :3

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