The true king in fiore

Chapter 48: the Fairy hunter

Lucy?: "What the hell are you doing? What's the big idea, sneaking around in our guild?"

Natsu and Yu were on the ground, backing away from Lucy, while Wendy stood behind them.

Natsu: "I-I dunno, why are you guys acting so freaky?"

Wendy: "You think this place warped their minds somehow?"

Lucy leaned in closed towards Natsu and squinted at his face.

Lucy?: "Natsu?"

After another brief pause, Lucy suddenly tackled Natsu in a bear hug.

Lucy?: "You should've said it was you ya big bonehead!"

"Whoa, that's Natsu?"

"Quite the fashion statement you're making there."

Natsu: "Uh, I'm sorry?"

Lucy?: "No, you aren't but you're gonna be!"

Lucy suddenly jumped on to Natsu and drilled her fists into Natsu's head.

Warren?: "Whoa, she brought out the good stuff?"

Max?: "No one can escaped Lucy's GrindCrusher! That's one of her 48 torture techniques!"

Happy: "Huuuuh?!"

Wendy: "What's going on?!"

Cana?: "Lucy, don't be too hard on the poor thing, you know how he is."

Yu: "Why isn't she half naked and drunk?"

Elfman was sitting on the ground crying.

Yu: "and why is Elfman crying instead of approaching them about the glories of Manhood?"

Jet and Droy then yelled at Elfman again, telling him to shut up.

Happy: "Why is everyone acting so crazy? My brain feels like it's about to explode!"

Gray: "We're glad you made it back in one piece, right? My sweet Juvia?"

Juvia: "Sure, whatever."

Happy: "He's right. I think this place has changed them somehow. That's why everyone is acting so wierd."

Mirajane, was still acting like her normal self luckily.

Macao?: "By the way Natsu, what's with the little girl and cats? Are you a babysitter now?"

Wakaba?: "Yeah, Seriously."

Wakaba? and Macao?: "Wait a minute!"

Everyone in the Hall but the DragonSlayers and their cats yelled out.

"CATS?!"

Jet: "How did they get inside?!"

Droy: "Those aren't any regular cats, those are Exceeds!"