Bring out the Branston

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The boys were all sat around the table in the warehouse, discussing the song for the Jubilee.

Sid however felt lost without Vanity being there.

"I don't know why Vanity can't come to the meetings...She's a part of me now more than ever so technically that makes her part of the band!" Sid exclaimed.

"Don't be revolting Sidney" Johnny scolded and rolled his eyes. "You're all just jealous cos none of you have ever been in love ever...Jonesy I bet you've never been in love" Sid said,p Steve didn't even need to think about it. Of course he'd never been in love cause everytime he thought he was he'd get his fucking heart broken.

"Course he does, he falls in love with every bird he meets for about 30 seconds which is just the time it takes to fuck em" Paul laughed "oi Sid better keep an eye on Vanity ey?" Paul joked and Sid just held an expressionless face.

"Piss off!" Steve laughed however the sound of the door opening caught their attention "Sexy, young, assassins!" Malcolm announced before dramatically putting a finger behind his ear and making a curious face.

"What was that?" He waited before walking up to the small door he'd just walked in and closed it, that is the sound of one door closing....but what's this?'' Malcolm asked before opening the bigger door, ''that is the sound of another door opening''

Steve looked around the room before looking at Malcolm ''what the fuck are you talking about?'' he asked the question everyone was thinking.

''one word............Pickle''

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Once Malcolm had explained what they were doing they were all on their way to the docks to meet the one and only-

''Branson, Richard Branson'' the man introduced himself, he had strawberry blonde hair and a mustache along with wearing a lot of demin, they went into the boat and Sid couldn't have been more excited but maybe about the wrong thing.

''Branson, like the Pickle'' Sid laughed. Richard let out a light chuckle ''no the Pickle is 'Branston' a lot of people make that mistake'' He corrected him.

Sid still seemed confused ''wait but Malcolm said there'd be pickle?''
Richard just smiled lightheartedly ''no, i don't make pickle'' he assured him before turning to the rest of the boys, ''how are you all? Alright?''

a string of yes's were shouted, Sid still wanted to know what this guy was involved in ''cheese?'' Sid asked, Richard quickly replied ''no''

''tomato?'' Sid asked again

''no''

''Gherkin?''

''no''

''nuts?''

''no''

''drink?''

''no''

it seemed Sid finally got the message that this man had absolutely nothing to do with branston pickle and finally stopped asking, although he was dissapointed that thisman had nothing to do with the lovely Branston Pickle.

''oi, whats this one for'' Steve asked looking at one of the golden records.

''Oh it's Mike Oldfeild, Tubular bells'' Richard answered ''oh dear'' Johnny exclaimed ''Virgins very first release, Top Ten for almost the entierty of 1974'' Richard said, Johnny narrowed his eyes at him ''i hate tubular bells'' he announced. Richard placed his hands on his hips and just laughed, it was exactly what he was expecting.

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