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Holy Shit, What was That?!

Hi, guys! I totally forgot to put up the results of the Elimination Chamber special, so I'm gonna do that right now. The next post will run down the predictions of Money in the Bank, which is Sunday and it better be awesome, dammit.

So basically, the Elimination Chamber was pretty fucking awesome for something that was thrown together last-minute. We had the main-roster PPV debut of the NXT Champion, Kevin motherfucking Owens and a title change - IT STILL HAPPENED, DAMMIT!

During the kickoff match, Zack Ryder took another loss to Stardust. Hopefully now that he's on NXT, he gets a chance to rebuild. Hey, it worked for Tyson Kidd and it's working for Emma, so fingers crossed.

Neville beat Bo - again lol. But it was a pretty good match and this rivalry is bringing out some of that nastiness that we all know Bo is capable of - I mean, hello? Have you seen his brother (when Creative actually has something for him)?

Nikki retained - again. Yay. Look, I like Nikki most of the time - like I love watching her on Total Divas (which comes back on July 7th - ayyyyyy), and she seems like a real sweetheart outside the ring, but her reign as champion has been the worst. I'm still holding firm to the fact that WWE is only doing this to say "fuck you" to AJ. I know records are meant to be broken, but to only do it because you don't like someone's husband? That's just bullshit. Oh, and I call bullshit on her retiring "on good terms". Come on.

The New Day retained their titles because of the numbers game. Total heels. But.... but.... NEW - DAY ROCKS!

Ryback won the newly-vacated Intercontinental Championship. Good for him - I was rooting for him or R-Truth, who is a fucking godsend lately.

Oh, here's one of the reason why I titled this post what I did: Kevin fucking Owens beat John Cena. Here's the kicker: he beat him CLEANLY. You know Vince was hyperventilating into a paper bag when that happened (it's a joke, guys. Calm down.) I am a huge Cena fan and I still marked out when Owens pinned him. I'm really, really hoping that we might get a repeat performance on Sunday, but alas, it won't happen.

Here's the other thing that had me saying "what the actual fuck?!". DEAN AMBROSE WON THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. AND THEN HE DIDN'T! That finish still pisses me off. I mean, really. How are you going to disqualify someone when they've already pinned the champ cleanly in the middle of the ring?! FUCK YOU, VINCE! And we saw on the tape that Seth (you little shit) pushed the ref into Dean.

Oh, and get this: you don't get disqualified for accidentally hitting the ref. You get disqualified if you hit them on purpose, which Seth technically did. So Dean is the champion, okay? That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

So those are the results for the Elimination Chamber!