You're Killing Me, Smalls!

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Omfg what a shit show that was last night. The bad outweighed the good.

The tribute to Dusty Rhodes was so amazing and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Renee getting choked up while she was trying to talk broke my heart. And the ten-bell salute? Ow. Ugh my heart.

Other than that, there wasn't much to get excited about.

The Prime Time Players winning the tag team titles was a bright spot in an otherwise bleak show.

The John Cena vs Kevin Owens part 2 match was really good but of course #LOLCENAWINS. I'm hoping for part 3 and Owens to win. Oh and that match needs to be at Summerslam.

The ladder match was brutal, violent and fucking awesome. Seth proved us all wrong by defeating Dean Ambrose by himself. I wanted Dean to win and seeing the look of pure sadness and heartbreak on Dean's face made me wanna give the poor guy a hug. It was a great match. Too bad Seth is gonna die tonight when Brock shows up.

Everything else was complete and utterly bullshit. Hey, Vince and Kevin - FUCK YOU.

Here is the list of bullshit:

#NIKKIWINSLOL. I mean, really? Look, I like Nikki as a person (even if she comes off a little superficial sometimes) and I won't deny that she's improved in the ring, but her as Divas Champion thus far has made me want to stick a rusty fork in my eye. God, I hope someone, anyone beats her before she passes AJ and no, I'm not saying this as an AJ fan.

Sheamus winning? For fuck's sake, WWE. What the hell was the point of building Roman up - again - if you're just gonna fuck the poor guy over? Oh and don't get me started on the fact they used fucking Bray Wyatt to do it. Ugh, yet another pointless feud for Bray that he'll be on the losing end of.

R-Truth going over Barrett was kinda funny, but I feel bad for him. Ever since he won, his luck has been shitty.

First of all, why did y'all give Big Show a title match? Second of all, what does this accomplish by having him win by DQ? And Miz? Really? Sigh.

I'm not expecting anything for tonight or for Battleground.

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