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(LOTBD) The Boneknapper

"He found me on..." Gobber continued, as Valerie sighs with her hand over her head.

"Are you kidding? I don't believe any of this." Snotlout said, as they all look annoyed.

"Yeah, you totally made everything up!" Tuffnut agreed.

"Come on Gobber, it's time to get out of here." Ruffnut said.

"Give it up, Gobber, we need to get home." Snotlout said.

"You don't even have any proof that, that thing exists." Tuffnut said.

"Of course I have proof, I still have the treasure." Gobber said, throwing the rock away, before standing up, holding his trousers up. "This stunning belt buckle, it was in the viking's treasure chest, it's kept my pants up for years."

It was made out of bone as Astrid's eyes widen, while Valerie's eye's twitches angrily, while Fabjorn and Hiccup made a bored face.

"It is stunning." Fishlegs said.

"B-But it's-" Valerie said, before burrying her face into Fabjorn's chest, making his eyes widen before holding her, as her scream muffled while Astrid watches, before punching Hiccup's arm to do something.

"Uh...listen, Gobber?" Hiccup said, walking up to him. "Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home."

"Say no more! I hear you loud and clear, I've got a plan." Goober said, before standing up. "All right, who'd like to be dragon bait?"

At those words, Valerie raises her head, as Gobber points at Fishlegs, making them all gasp as they turned towards Fishlegs who was beside Phil. The sheep step away, as they all stare at him.

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Fishleg's, now disguised as Gobber with a skull as his hat, while having a rope as his mustache, and holding a bone as his hook, while standing underneath a large ribcage trap.

"Uh, Gobber, are you sure this is safe?" Fishlegs ask Gobber, who was a few feet away with the teens.

"Ah, safety's overrated." Gobber said, waving it off, before walking back to the teens.

"Huh?"

"Ok, here's the plan, the Boneknapper wants me, right? He come's down that trail, sees Fishlegs, think it's me, rushes Fishlegs." Gobber explained, making Fishlegs yelp. "Causing Phil to trip that rope, dropping that ribcage, and then we rush in and finish him off, once and for all!"

"It's sad when they get old." Snotlout whispers to Ruffnut and Tuffnut.

"Gobber, you're taking this way too far, ok?" Hiccup said.

"He's right, you need to face it, there is no such thing as the Boneknapper." Valerie added, already annoyed.

"Wormsquat! Now, get into position." Gobber enthusiastically said, before turning to Fishlegs. "Way to go, Fishlegs! You're doing fine!"

Fishlegs shrugged before gasping, as he saw a shadow appear from the fog.

"No wonder the entire village think's you're crazy." Hiccup said, as they crouch down, Valerie and Fabjorn between Hiccup and Astrid.

"Hello? He sees dead Vikings." Snotlout said, as it was revealed to be the Boneknapper landed behind them, but they didn't notice.

"Yeah, especially that thing about..." Tuffnut said, as the Boneknapper approaches behind them.

"Um, guys?" Fishlegs ask, pointing behind them, but they didn't listen.

"This is a complete waste of time." Astrid says.