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ok

jooyeon
the kween is back

jiseok
JOOYEON BRO

seungmin
JOOYEON YOURE OKAY??

jungsu
WELCOME BACK?? WHAT HAPPENED

hyeongjun
I THOUGHT YOU DIED?? I HAD A PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE OF YOU IDOOT

jooyeon
well i mean i was hit by a car on my way to you

gunil
WHAT?/?/!/!/??:?:?

seungmin
YO???

jiseok
BRO WHAT ARE YOU ALRIGHT??

jooyeon
yup

but pretty much my whole torso is broken

yk my pelvis and a few ribs

it hurts but im okay #yolo

now i can say that i've been hit by a car

jungsu
THATS NOT A FLEX?? DIDNT U HEAR THE CAR COMING

jooyeon
haha "hear"

jungsu
...

jooyeon
but no i wouldve had heard it if i had my hearing aids on yk thats why

and the driver didn't have his lights on?? thats like illegal and stuff

i think he's in prison now idk because he didn't drive properly and because he harmed me

living the life rn

also my parents allowed me to quit modeling

jiseok
YESSS

seungmin
WARRR ISSS OVERRRR

jooyeon
BUT i still have to take over the company

hyeongjun
😐😐😐

gunil
AT LEAST SOMETHING

jungsu
if you throw yourself in front of a car again maybe they will stop with that too

seungmin
JUNGSU DUDE??

jooyeon
alr gonna do that

jungsu
NO??

jooyeon
anw

what did i miss

jungsu
gunil hyeongjun and i are dating

jooyeon
cool

jiseok
HELP THATS IT??

jooyeon
come on it was obvious that this will happen

not even surprised

gunil
im glad tbh

like after hearing seungmins and jiseoks reaction to us dating

this really did not surprise me

jungsu
nah man i wanted a love story moment

when the couple confessed and everyone would be like "omg thats so sweet" or so

jooyeon
OMG THATS SO SWEET 😐

seungmin
AWWW CONGRATS 😐

jiseok
I WISH YOU TWO THE BEST NAWWW 😐

jungsu
fuck you

all of you

<3

gunil
😏

jooyeon
can we like

undo the whole "we're a couple" thingy

thanks <3

hyeongjun
just so you know.. im not part of that weird.. cult.. they have

jungsu
...

gunil
youre worse..

hyeongjun
... no?...

seungmin
why did i imagine them wetting the willy together

jungsu
did you like it

seungmin
...

jiseok
DUDE???

jooyeon
mf called his boyfriend dude

jiseok
SO WHAT

gunil
also what is wrong with yall

like actually...

WDYM WETTING THE WILLY

jooyeon
LMFAOO RIGHT??

seungmin
i love these typa words

jiseok
but did u like mean?? beating their meat or the.. rumpy pumpy

hyeongjun
i cant with yall..

seungmin
the second option..

and like... dayum??

jooyeon
... didnt we talk abt seungmin being a voyeur once???

jungsu
seungmin if youre down let us know 😉😉 we'll give u a show

jooyeon
i'll def throw myself in front of the car again

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