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#.. THIRTY

ok

jooyeon
im out of the hospital finally

and ong why is it so cold now

hyeongjun
bro its the middle of december ofc its gonna be cold

jooyeon
yeah but NOT THAT COLD??

like wdym i was inside the hospital for a month

and like in a coma for a week??

gunil
how was that tho

jooyeon
weird

i dreamt about sausages

jungsu
like mens sausages or.. real sausages

jooyeon
...

jiseok
bro doesnt like the first kind of sausages pff

and he also doesnt like the bread you always get along your bratwurst

hyeongjun
... thats.. im speechless..

jooyeon
...

seungmin
blud knows how to be tolerant

ji are your legs still shaking

gunil
... we did NOT want to know that

jooyeon
huh what...

know what

jungsu
hyeongjun knows how to explain it

hyeongjun
GUYS??

jooyeon
bros..

hyeongjun
okay uh so

yk when a sushi and a spring roll collide its a good feeling for the sushi and the spring roll right??

gunil
...

seungmin
hyeongjun bro joo aint a child

jungsu
junnies still a little bit ashamed of using direct words

hyeongjun
yeah anyways

so after the spring roll loses its liquid and the sushi is satisfied with the new taste it has, the spring roll removes itself again

jiseok
THIS MAKES IT ONLY WORSE IM WHEEEEZING

hyeongjun
like the sushi was very tensed before and when it starts to loosen up again, it may happen that the sushi starts to shake as there is plenty of free place now.. yeah

jooyeon
ah so basically thats just what happens after sex

hyeongjun
yeah

seungmin
seems like hyeongjun is an expert in that

hyeongjun
???

jiseok
@/gunil would you

gunil
would i what

jungsu
he already did

jiseok
????

gunil
oh

hyeongjun
yall omg ><

jooyeon
mf uses ><

hyeongjun
stfu im embarrassed

seungmin
dont be

jiseok
i bet u looked hot

jungsu
??? excuse me

jiseok
i said what i said

and i stand by it

jooyeon
can we not talk abt your sex lifes

jiseok
wait before we do

to your question mini: yes

jungsu
... OK!

gunil
ewww that's gay

seungmin
right mister "im-straight"

gunil
SHUT UP IT WAS JUST A PHASE

jiseok
whatever

seungmin
LOOK THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAID

i know a gay person when i see one please

gunil
😐😐😐

jiseok
nah but fr

gunil came here straight and returns with two boyfriends

gunil
dont remind me that im leaving in like six months

jungsu
SIX MONTHS ALREADY WHAT????

hyeongjun
wdym four months already passed..

jooyeon
FOUR MONTHS??

seungmin
damn

jiseok
dont wanna get sentimental and shit

but i love yall yk that

jungsu
nawwww

hyeongjun
youre so cute

jiseok
!-!/?/?/??/?

seungmin
he definitely is

jiseok
?-?/?/?/?2!!3::&:!