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bonsbonssoo noelle bbgI rescued Emma

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bonsbons
soo noelle bbg
I rescued Emma.
no need to thank me.

snow_angels
THANK YOU
I almost had an heart attack!!!

bonsbons
That's funny
No itz not
I still cannot understand why you'd name a guitar Emma
From all the names there are
u pick EMMA

ruleroftheformicidae
I can't understand why you named a guitar in the first place

snow_angels
Bailee, you named all your ants

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That's different
They're my PETS
You named a musical instrument

bonsbons
But why EMA????

snow_angels
*Emma, actually

bonsbons
dontcha get all smarmy on me, grammar police
I still have her

ruleroftheformicidae
Why does the guitar have a gender???

bonsbons
Bailee, when are you gonna learn to not question the personification of personal items such as a guitar?
WE'RE ARTISTS!

ruleroftheformicidae
I know
I play drums
and you're the one who's making a fuss bout why its named emma

bonsbons
no u don't
u play scotty, hopie, hanky, cassie, and kurt
I AM NOT MAKING A FUSS

ruleroftheformicidae
I never agreed to those names
And they're a disgrace to both my drums and antman
and u are making a fuss

snow_angels
I can feel a fight brewing half across OBX

ruleroftheformicidae
nah nah
I'm chill today

bonsbons
Good cause i'm gonna throw you in a fire pit

ruleroftheformicidae
sure u will
Anyways, Noelle, i have a questions

snow_angels
If it's 'can i ask you a question?' then no

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enough
It's about kiara the bytch carrera

snow_angels
...
okay

bonsbons
No cursing or I'll block you

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Wtever
Kiara deserves it

bonsbons
I'm gonna add Jay Trent to the chat just so he can disagree with you

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I'm gonna add Clyde Barrow to the chat just so u two can argue about your terrible taste in music

bonsbons
WhAT

snow_angels
Bailee!

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HARRY STYLES SUCKS
AND JOHN MAYER SUCKS MORE

snow_angels
YOU LISTEN TO JOHN MAYER???

bonsbons
i don't wanna kill you

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okay

bonsbons
But if you were on fire and i had a glass of water
i'd drink it

ruleroftheformicidae
Good thing I don't wanna be on fire
And good thing that I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BLOODY OCEAN

snow_angels
Okayyy
The ocean is not bloody
The ocean is blue
And I feel like we should take a moment to appreciate that

ruleroftheformicidae
Are you nuts?

snow_angels
No
Just channeling my inner Jayness
and staying calm
and being the only one who is

bonsbons
rlly funny
jay's cute

ruleroftheformicidae
No he's not'bonsbons

Softies are cute

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are you trying to say you're cute?

bonsbons
I'M ADORABLE

snow_angels

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Noelle Joye-Martin, I have to inform you that your ex is in fact bisexual

snow_angels
?
candice isn't bi.
but she was questioning
and she's straight
unfortunatley

ruleroftheformicidae
not that one, genius

bonsbons
Bailee, i hope you have a nice day

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okay

bonsbons
BECAUSE IT SHALL BE YOUR LAST

ruleroftheformicidae
...okay?

snow_angels
Okay, kie's bi
Whatever

ruleroftheformicidae
I saw her snogging a guy

bonsbons
Snogging?

snow_angels
Guy?

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yeah
It's kinda early for that stuff... right?

snow_angels
IDK
*idc (undelivered)

bonsbons
Yes it is

snow_angels
Not my decision who Kiara kisses

ruleroftheformicidae
I didn't ask my question

snow_angels
ask away, grasshopper

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I would rather be a red imported fire ant than those monstrosities
are you okay?
i wasn't there when it happened
and i still feel like the worlds worst friend and bandmate for that

bonsbons
that's an understatement
the freaky freaks freaked out
and they don't freak out easily

snow_angels
Bonnie, that sounded offensive

bonsbons
Srry

snow_angels
And IDK about Kiara
she's pretty bland

ruleroftheformicidae
I always thought so

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Oi, noelle, you still there, carpenter ant?

bonsbons
You spooked her away with your bad exes stuff

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I did not, if anyone spooked her, it's you and your freak talk

bonsbons
yea rightttt...
Cya at school, noelle

snow_angels
Bring Emma.

bonsbons
don't worry, i will

snow_angels
don't play country on her either.

bonsbons
protective, sheesh
BUT JOHNNY CASHHH

snow_angels
 NO

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Oh, if only Clyde cared as much about you as Noelle cares about Emma

bonsbons
Oh, if only when you'd be on a date you'd order desert and spill it on your favorite dress and that your card wouldn't work

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Ooh. That's pretty hardcore

bonsbons
I'm gonna go scream along to watermelon sugar
bye, you harry styles hater

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