I Dare You

Chapter 10

Jennie walked into Lisa's house about an hour later. She went into the living room and stumbled upon Jisoo and Lisa sitting on the sofa next to each other. They had safety goggles on and clear, plastic rain ponchos. Jennie just stared for few seconds without speaking, looking from one, to the other, and back again.

"You cleaning up a crime scene?" They just stared back. No one spoke. Finally, Jennie broke the silence. "What are you two jackasses doing? What happened?"

Jisoo started speaking slowly, "It started in the kitchen."

Jennie took a seat, she couldn't wait for this explanation. "Please, continue."

"It looked like your usual doggie accident. He lifted his leg to pee on the stool." She looked to Lisa for confirmation, Lisa gave her a nod of encouragement. They both looked a little shell shocked.

"The pee seemed to go everywhere, like a clogged paint sprayer. We chalked it up to an excited dog." She again looked to Lisa, who patted her thigh for support.

"But the second time, the second time it hit the ceiling. Straight up in the air. Then it took a hard right turn, I've never seen anything like it. I was the lucky one, got a little in my eye, my ham and cheese safe, but the pastrami," she looked at Lisa, who slowly shook her head from side to side, her bottom lip quivered a little, boy she was looking forward to that sandwich, "the pastrami was hit. It was hit and it didn't make it."

Jennie contemplated the poncho wearers. "Where's the dog now?"

Lisa shrugged her shoulders.

"What's his name?"

"Piss boy," Jisoo said.

"Oliver," Lisa countered.

"Oliver! Oliver, come here boy," Jennie called. The dog wagged his way into the living room and went over to Jennie and sat down in front of her. "Are those Jungkook's briefs?"

Jisoo nodded.

"You put men's tighty whiteys on the dog?"

"No. We didn't just put men's underwear on the dog, that wouldn't be very absorbent, would it? There's a maxi pad shoved in there," Lisa said.

"We didn't have any depends, so we made do with what we had," Jisoo said proudly.

"You weren't here. Talk about a fucking golden shower. He must have peed eight times in the last two hours. It went everywhere."

"What's wrong with him?" Jennie asked.

"Obviously his peter's broken," Jisoo said in a huff.

"Dog's peters don't break. Hold on." Jennie got out her phone and dialed a number.

"Who you calling?" Jisoo asked.

"Chaeyoung."

"Who's Chaeyoung?" Lisa demanded.

Jisoo turned and looked at her incredulously, "Who's Chaeyoung? Your goddamn dog walker!"

"Oh shit, the dog police? Don't call her, hang up Jennie, hang up," Lisa said as she made a grab for the phone.

Jennie pushed her hand away and stood up, "I'm not hanging up...hey Chaeyoung, it's Jennie, I'm gonna put you on speaker, hold on. OK." She put the phone down on the coffee table.

"Hey Jennie, how's it going?"

"Good, good, I'm here with Lisa and Jisoo. Lisa's dog has an issue."

"An issue?" Chaeyoung sighed. "What's the issue?"

Lisa rolled her eyes, she heard it, she heard the sigh.

Jennie continued, "When he pees it's shooting everywhere, right guys?" Jisoo and Lisa nodded.