JEDEDIAH POV:
I finally had some time off so I went to see Octavious in the Rome exhibit. We haven't got to be together for a few weeks now. I miss my little Roman. We have been busy and I need to see him tonight. Even if it's only to say hi. I made it and smiled when I saw Octavious talking to some people.
"Why not take tomorrow off if you miss Jed so much? I think you two just need a bone" said a Roman as Octavious started walking away.
Octavious froze and snapped around angrily.
"What, did you, just say" said Octavious trying to hide his anger.
A few Romans were now scared. One noticed me and mouthed help.
"I said you two need to bone. We can handle one night while you explore your boyfriend's empire" said the Roman.
Octavious was furious.
"How, dare you Dave. I AM A GENERAL AND YOUR SUPORIOR" Octavious yelled.
A few Romans tried to leave. I just stood there silently. I'm not sure what to do. Octavious and I have been together for a while now but never "boned".
"BONE, WHAT I DO WITH MY COWBOY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. BONE. DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN" Octavious screamed.
I stood there unsure what to do as Octavious finished yelling at the Roman. Octavious turned to leave but froze with a blush when he saw me. I stood there innocently.
"Jedediah, how uh, how long were you standing there" asked Octavious as he walked up to me.
"Long enough to know about needing a bone" I joked.
Octavious blushed.
"Sorry about him. Anyway I thought you were busy tonight" said Octavious.
"Nope, we finished early. So I figured I would come see my favorite Roman" I said.
Octavious blushed even more.
"So uh, are you, busy" I asked nervously.
"No, I was just finishing up myself. Then Dave had to open his big mouth and say we should have sex" said Octavious.
We were both silent as we blushed. Yes statues can do that. We can use the bathroom so we have genitals. Octavious and I just never talked about it before.
"Anyway, I'm sure the Romans will be fine with out me for a few hours, of, you know, you want to take a drive somewhere" said Octavious nervously.
"Sure, we can go to the break room and sneak a candy bar or something from the machine" I said nervously.
Octavious and I left and went to the car that is kept on the floor. We got in and I drove to the break room in silence. Larry did talk about possibly adding a radio or at least a music player of some kind. We just dont have that yet and I'm not sure what to say. We made it to the break room and I parked by the wall. We got out and walked up to the vending machine.
"So, what should we have" I asked.
Octavious and I looked at the machine.
"I don't really have a preference" said Octavious.
"Are m&ms okay" I asked.
"That works" said Octavious.
We hopped up to the opening at the bottom and climbed in. Octavious and I climbed up to the m&ms which were on the third row up. We grabbed the packet and started to pull on it when there was a tap on the glass. I yelped and fell but Octavious grabbed my arm and helped me back up. We looked out the glass and saw Larry standing there.
"GIGANTOR, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT" I yelled.
"What are you guys doing" asked Larry.
"We wanted a quick snack" said Octavious.
"Okay, but next time asked me to pay for it for you. You two could get stuck in there" said Larry.