Who's the biggest troll on the face of the planet??
Not Kakashi Hatake.
Not Barack Obama.
Definitely not Excalibur, pfft! (Soul Eater)
Ladies and gents, I present you the one, the only -the most daring human being in existence: Masashi Kishimoto...
This guy... He DARES to add in some Maury shizzness to the Naruto Gaiden series, all like, "You... are NOT the mother!"
I personally am confused by the plot of that Danzo wannabe with the sowed on eyes villain guy, so I (kinda) thank for that background conflict of the whole 'Who is Sarada's real mother' thing. It adds more mystery, just like Kishimoto likes it.
Kishimoto won't let us deal with the mystery of that white-haired lad, named Mitsuki. First we are all wondering if he is the beauty child of Toneri, but now...
*HEAVY SIGH*
Kishimoto likes bald fans. He enjoys filling jars with our suffering tears and I'm sure he has them stashed in a special closet with nametags of the corresponding countries glued on all around.
As you can see on the media, Kishimoto likes to see the world burn... through the internet. Tumblr, Facebook, YouTube and whatever other social media, is being spammed by his trolling that will not leave peace to do its job. Fans are arguing back and forth, reasoning with one another and we are getting NOWHERE.
What is wrong with you, Kish-Kish?
It is too early in the manga to ruin our manicured nails (or just pampered, for the guys reading this) by biting them down in anticipation, and we certainly don't need another problem to pile up in our list of 99 world problems. I can just see Kishi wearing a very ridiculous smirk while biting down on his lip as he thought of that paternity test scene. He's like, "Yes, yes. YEEEEEEES. Burn, bitches, burn~"
Kishimoto does this on purpose. I'm on to you, man...
BY THE WAY. This just popped into my head- just a random thought to add on to this rant.
Why is Shisui always the flamboyant, flirtatious cousin with a menacing aura in a fanfic? Every fanfic I read Shisui is like the bro-ho weirdo with a wicked smirk whenever he meets OC or Reader-Insert. It may just be me, a complaining betch, but I have noticed a common pattern-just like when Deidara is also used as the usual best friend to the protagonist.
Hmm...
Shisui is gorgeous (A-Duh) and has a fantastic sense of humor, but that don't mean he has to be the bitch who threatens on wanting the protagonist on a story. Let Shisui be the down-to-Earth character with striking eyes and serene energy, not some hyperactive drag queen...
ANYWAYS.
Stop it, Kishimoto. And YOU, writer who portrays Shisui as a bro-ho, stop it as well or tone it down. Shisui is, like, an Itachi sweetheart clone. Kinda, not really, but yes really. Maybe. They're both powerful and beautiful characters, GDI.
Chill pill.
All hail Troll Master of the Universe: Masashi Kishimoto.
*obnoxious clapping*
-Avanthe♥
