Borrower: Hey, can… can we talk please?
Human: sure wassup?
Borrower: look, i know you said i can ask for anything, but I don’t really feel comfortable asking this
Human: okay, then you don’t have to ask, just tell me what’s bothering you and i’ll try to ask the question.
Borrower: oh… well i’ve… been having trouble sleeping as of late, the sounds have been umm… really scary as of late and I’m… I’m scared.
Human: oh… do you… do you want to sleep with me? Or is it something else?
Borrower: umm… I would like to sleep with you yes, I was just nervous to ask because I don’t want to invade your privacy and-
Human: sweetheart, I don’t mind at all, you’ve been alone for so long, you deserve to be at peace, now let’s get you to my bed and snuggled up, okay?
Borrower: okay, thank you.
