SUPERBAT

idea mess

Ideas:

Every year on the same date Batman doesn't act normally, he won't show up for anything no matter how important the Justice League says it is unless the world is ending and when he absoloutly has to show up he only puts in the necessary amout of effort and dissapears for the rest of the day, he never mentions this or brings it up. One day while Batman and the rest of the founders of the Justice Lesgue are banished to a far away planet and trying to escpae or whatever it's that date, he still puts in enough effort but it's clear he's distracted and Green Lantern gets annoyed about it. He keeps complaining about it and how it's unfair to them and he has no reason to be acting like this and it quickly turns to barely hidden insults, Batman tells him that it's personal and he should drop it but that only makes Green Lantern more annoyed. It results in something like this:
Green Lantern: oh please, we're out here dying and you're moping about missing some ex's birthday
Batman: it's nothing like that and also nothing relevant, drop it.
Green Lantern: you don't see me slacking off every year because of a minor inconvience, which -by the way- I'm pretty sure anyone else here could easily witstand.
Batman: *finally snapping* when I was a child my parents were mugged and killed in front of me, today is the anniversary. I don't tell people because 1) it's a tie to my secret identity 2) it makes people think I want to talk about it, which I DON'T 3) it makes people pity me which is generally useless and straight up annoying.

Kal hugged my waist as he slept and I hummed happily as I played with his hair

I walked back into our room and sneezed.
"Bruce? Are you sick?" Kal asked, looking worried
"It's just a cold from the rain, I'll be fine." I said,
"Are you sure?" Kal asked, he stood up and hugged me and made his body tempreture go higher "You should have said something on the planet." he said, I just relaxed into his arms and kissed him.

Gets a cold from non stop rain on a planet they stop to on teh way there for supplies

Anither chaoter or two of the flight, they arrive then fight some evils and pick up two hevily taramtised alien children, and damn you if Batmam isn't good with comforting children then what is he (this is the first time anyone other than Superman has seen him smile)

A chapter called 'Rich and handsome' because that feels like a lot of possibilities

Completeky different a/u but I had no where else to write it down:
Justice League, who have known fir years that batman worked alone: ...
Flash, who had jokingly used a wish talisman to summon Batmans newest hero: ...
Batman, internally screaming: ...
Duke, who had fallen through a potral: ... *cardboard box he's holding breaks and a metal plate with 'I suck' ingraved into it falls out, as well as fabric sissors, a steel bolt, and a hammer/scrw driver* would be beleive me if I said he started it?
Also
Batman, who has probaboy broken the world record for most adoptions: *effortlessly calmly down a crying child they rescued*
The Justcie Leagye, who have no clue if he's even met a child before and have never seen him look so soft or kind: wtf
Or
Shoved into a place with the words 'that who you least expect, will have five members of family, including themseoves'
Flash: yeah, but there's no way Batman has-
Nightwing: WOOHOOOO *flies down and lands in teh sand with his old golden wings* look what I found in the garage
Signal: *apoearing from hidden in teh light* we have garage?
Btwoman: *carring Oracle on her shoulder* it's more like a room full of boxes.
Oracle: it didn't take my wheelxhair!
Batwoman: it wouldn't of worked in the sans anyways
Oracle: my wheelchair...

Someone jokes abiyt Batmans parents (not knowing their dead) and he promptly storms out and has a oanic attack in the furst room without cameras (they're all like 'what?' and Superman glares at them)

"I've missed yiu darling."

I pulled Bruce into one of his closests by his tie "Hello Mr Wayne."

People who know:
Alfred
(Dick) Robin
(Barbra) Batgirl
Wonder Woman
J'onn J'onzz
(Hal) Green Lantern