SUPERBAT

Loopy/Catwoman

Warning: drugs, medical drugs but still.
Supermans P.O.V

Me and Bruce were in the Fortress of Solitude and both of us were in my bed (I was dressed in my super suit and he wore some of my reporter clothes as I was worried about his suits sharp points), he was hugging me and grinning. The doctors said the crocodiles spit had also been poisonous, me and Aquaman were immune but Bruce wasn't and the antidote he had made/been given had the side effects of making him tired and loopy.

Bruce giggled as I sat up "Heeeey, baby." he said and he wrapped his arms around me before shivering and wrapping himself back into the blanket. "I loove you." Bruce said and he pulled me down so he could kissed me sloppily. I smiled
"I love you too Bruce." I said and he grinned, he looked so happy like this. He wrapped his arms around me and shivered again in the cold, I increased my body temreture enough to warm Bruce up but not burn him.
"You're like sunshine." Bruce said slurrily, he hugged me tighter and I wrapped my arms around him.

Suddenly his comm link rang "Gimmie," Bruce reached for the comm link as I quickly grabbed it and held it out of his reach (which included me flying, he was taller than me). I put my hand over his mouth and he bit it, like a cat, while still reaching for the comm, but at least it muffled him.
"Hello Superman here." I said
"Uh, this is Batmans number right?" Commissioner Gordon asked "Is he still hurt?"
"Oh uh, yeah this is his number. We were both called for a mission once he healed from the first ingury and there were... difficulties on the mission. He's fine but on some medication for poison right now so he's a bit loopy." I explained, as if to prove my point he grabbed my arm and tried to swing up to get the comm but fell flat on his face. At least it was on the bed so he wasn't hurt.
"Is he ever really okay?" Commissioner Gordon asked
"That depends on your definition of okay. Mentally? Never. Pysically? Occasionally, assuming can fight without pain from the movments is your definition of okay. And able to walk? Almost always." I gave some examples,
"You'd really think it would of caught up with him before now." Commissioner Gordon said
"Oh no it defintely has, this is just the first time he's been popular enough for people to realise he was gone." I said "And that's ignoring the times he's been half dead and still managed patrol."
"... uhm." Gordon said
"Just tell me what happened in Gotham, I'll be there." I said.

So soon I was in Gotham, I flew back from the fight when I saw someone waving to me from a rooftop. Of course I stopped and flew over "Catwoman right?" I asked,
"Call me Selina, you're Superman, Batmans new boyfriend." she said and I had to stop myself from reacting
"We aren't-"
"Oh please, I see the way he looks at you." Selina said, I sighed
"How?" I asked "He's great at hiding it."
"We were dating," she must of seen the look on my face so she said "Don't worry we broke up on good terms, just... weren't right for each other I suppose."
"Oh, sorry." I appologised
"Don't, it's nice to know he's happy even if I can't be with him. What have you figured out about him?" she asked
"Dark, brooding, secretly cares, will deny having emotions, would wake up at noon if he could." I listed, Selina chuckled
"Determine to thwart all evil, will go for days without breaks, steals hoodies, no concept of costs too much." she added.
"He steals hoodies?" I asked
"You didn't realise?" she asked
"I can stand extreme tempretures, I don't need hoodies." I said.
"Well it's hilarious and adorable." she said "He likes comfy ones that are too big for him." Selina added. I thought about it, I could buy some hoodies without Bruce realising why. Probably.
...
Yeah I could. Who am I kidding, he's the worlds greatest detective, he'd figure it out immediately. Oh well. "What'd he do this time?" Selina asked
"Huh?" I asked back
"You're not on patrol instead of him for nothing, what'd he do?" she asked again
"Poisoned, antidote's making him loopy." I explained, she laughed
"Now that would be a sight." Selina said "The great Batman, a smiling doofus. Anyways, see you around." we exchanged numbers and then she jumped off the edge of the building.
"Huh." I said, "Has he only dated criminals?" I asked to myself. I flew back home to Bruce, because leaving a Batman who's as high as a kite alone for more than five minutes spells disaster.

I came back and but Bruce wasn't in bed
"KAL!" Bruce called, he sounded scared so I quickly flew back out into the hallway, and found him hanging from the only chandelier in the entire place. He hugged the chandelier and was gripping his arms so tight his knuckles were white and he was defintiately bruising himself.
"Bruce how did this happen?" I asked and I took a photo of him before he moved (I had a new lock screen).
"Kal!" he said -apparently only seeing me know that I spoke- and he jumped off the chandelier reaching for me with zero hesitation. I quickly flew forwards to where he was actually going to land caught him, he hugged me and relaxed "Kal." he murmured. I
"Bruce! That's it, I'm removing all high decor that can be stood on." I said,
"WHHAAAT!!" Bruce pushed himself off me and landed on the ground unceremoniously.

He randomly gasped "DO YOU HAVE COOKIES!?!?" and he ran down the hallway without waiting for me to reply and skidded around the corner in my socks.

I tried not to laugh and saved the video of him running down the hall to show him later before putting my phone away and calling
"Wrong direction Bruce!" he came running back down the hall and in the opposite direction with zero hesitation. I laughed.