SUPERBAT

Wow

You know how sometimes you can barely decide what the next few words are going to be let alone the whole chapter and sometimes you can't write fast enough and stories and plot are just flowing through your head, that's me for this chapter- the bad one.
Supermans P.O.V

I woke up to Bruce in my arms, he had bags under his eyes and dried tears on his face. Suddenly the door opened "Master Bruce. You have a meeting." Alfred said, Bruce stirred in my arms then woke up and looked at Alfred then me. He went bright red and pulled himself out of my arms and sat up, Alfred looked at me but said nothing
"I remember, I'll get ready." Bruce said and he quickly speed-walked out of the room, presumably to his room in the mansion upstairs to get changed. Alfred turned to me
"You may be the first person he's hasn't immediately asked out." Alfred said matter of factly, my face went red and my eyes widened, "He might actually care he'll lose you or your friendship." Alfred mused.
"No way. No, he doesn't like me like that," I sighed. I lay back down on the bed then pulled myself up "I'll be backin a second, don't let him leave without me." I told Alfred.

I used my superspeed and flight to get to my apartment and I grabbed a couple pairs of my Clark Kent outfit and some more comfortable clothes, I kept my phone on me at all times and I'm sure Bruce had a computor that I could use so I didn't need to grab any devices, that was about it actually.

I flew back and by that point Alfred had walked out so I changed into my reporters outfit and Bruce walked in just as I was putting on my glasses. Bruce looked me up and down
"Why are you dressed in that? Is that just what your normally wear?" he cocked his head "Don't you have something in the middle of Superman and reporter that's better?" Bruce asked
"I do, I brought it." I said
"Then what are y- ooh, oh no. You cannot follow me everywhere I go!" Bruce said, I gave him a smile
"I have my orders." I said "Don't worry, it'll all be off record." he didn't like the joke.

After sitting through a lot of board meetings, I began to agree with Bruces statement, it was something along the lines of 'Board meeting? More like bord out of my mind meeting.'

We were driving to Bruces home late at night when suddenly a bright light with Batmans sign on it turned on, Bruce immediately shaded the windows and changed so I did too, he looked at me and grumbled but didn't say anything about it
"Alfred keep driving home." he said and he opened the door and jumped out, I followed him and flew next to him as he grappled to the building
"Batman! Th- and Superman?" someone asked
"Police Commissioner Gordon, meet Superman. J'onn's making him babysit me." Batman sa
"Hey! It's not babysitting, it's-- well, it isn't babysitting. You can only pass out so many times before someone does something." I defended, Gordon looked between us then said
"Well Joker has joker-gassed people seemingly at random and is now holding a few at ransom, here." Gordon threw Batman a tape. Batman caught it and looked at it quickly then nodded, me and the Commissioner looked at each other but after the second of time we were looking away, Batman had disappeared. I sighed. "Does he do this to everyone?" the commissioner asked
"Yep." I said, I used my super-hearing to find Bruces heart beat and flew to him.

I followed Batmtan to his cave and flew in just as he slid the tape into his computor. An image of a clown came up, but they looked creepy and I couldn't blame Batman for not liking Joker,
"Hi Batsy! I have three little hostages here, Jammie, Jacob, and Jack. Now come and find me before midnight, or else!" Joker finished the clip by laughing,
"The jail house." Batman said
"What do you mean?" I asked
"Those people? All guards, all of their names started with J and they were called 'jailers' in the prison," Batman quickly grabbed his pole-elevator. How does he come to these conculsions?

I jumped after him and flew to make sure I didn't hit the floor, he jumped into the Batmobile and looked at me
"I'll just fly besides it." I explained, I actually planned to fly to the other side of the world and get some sun then fly back before he noticed
"It's fine, you can go now, try to catch up." he clicked something to open the door and- wait, how did he know I was going to go to the sun? It didn't matter.

We walked back to Batmans house, I held him up and protected him from people seeing him, there had apparently been a few mines and the Batmobile was up in flames. We beat the Joker but that was mostly my brawn and his brain- or knowledge on Joker as Batman was pretty beaten up, he had a few cuts and brusises but nothing too bad.

I feel like I've failed J'onn.

We limped into the mansion when an alert sounded on both of our comm links- Earth was being invaded by aliens. Again. Why was this my average Tuesday? "Go!" Batman said as I looked at him, he ran to somewhere as I flew outside.

I stopped and listened closely, I could hear Flash freaking out and Diana fighting fiercly and Green Lantern straining and Flash yelling that we should look for their weaknesses that's what Batman does and he always wins! I have to say I agree with him, I flew towards them and also heard Batman mutternig in annoyance and the sound of a wrench tightening a bolt.