****in the corner of their eyes they see a note slip under the door. christophe sighs and sparks up a cigarette.
CHRISTOPHE
it's the goddamn cult. i just know it.
TWEEK
ahaHHHH!!!
BUTTERS
i'm getting really spooked out right now fellers!
PIP
oh me too! this is so very unsettling!
****kenny walks over to the note grabs it and reads it out loud;
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we've taken two of your friends. we promise not to hurt them if you give us what we want. we know what you're capable of and now that you're all together in one place, once again, the deal we made is OVER. we simply cannot trust you cult destroying heathens. we know who you're working with and we will protect the cult at any cost, that includes murdering your two friends! we will be contacting you very soon and don't even try to call the police, they work for us. :) see you soon.
- the new and improved CULT
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CARTMAN
i fucking told you fucking guys but noooooo! 😒
CHRISTOPHE
hmmm... deal? they made a deal?
CHRISTOPHE
a deal with who?
TWEEK
OH !!! GOD!!!!
KENNY
****muffled****
dude...
STAN
......they took dogpoo and wendy.
KYLE
those bastards...
GREGORY
i personally think we should still call the police, there's a possibility they could be lying.
CARTMAN
yeah, it's at least worth a try..
****cartman dials 911, they answer.
CARTMAN
hello our friends got taken by this cult we took down 11 years ago. is there anything you can do about that?
****911 operator replies
CARTMAN
...you're breaking my balls here man...
****911 operator replies
CARTMAN
no you're the buttfucking dickhole-
****911 operator replies
CARTMAN
alright then come over pussy!
****911 operator replies
CARTMAN
i don't fucking care i'm like a big beefcake bodybuilder i'll beat your "7 foot tall" ass-
****911 operator hangs up
DAMIEN
what the fuck?
BUTTERS
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FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lol ...
