FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)

cartman said a slur (again)

MR MACKEY

so yeah! you can join the cult. come on in, mkay. i'll give you some robes, show you around mkay.

CARTMAN

sweet.

****mr mackey let's them into the cult headquarters, they see the whole entire town of south park just lounging around the lobby. they..... converted the entire town......

MR MACKEY

well this is the place, boys! please take a look around mka-

TOLKIEN'S DAD (CULT MEMBER)

OH NO NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THESE HEATHENS IN HERE??

TOLKIEN'S MOM (CULT MEMBER)

yeah! they don't belong here!

RANDOM REDNECK (CULT MEMBER)

we don't take kindly to cult destroyers around' these parts.

MR MACKEY

no don't worry guys they've changed for the better!

MR MACKEY

they want to join us! mkay. the fat one, eric said they're seriously. mkay.

TOLKIEN'S DAD (CULT MEMBER)

and how do you know that they aren't lying?

CARTMAN

we can pinky promise on it?

TOLKIEN'S DAD (CULT MEMBER)

.....oh so you're that serious about joining us huh?

CARTMAN

so seriously.

****tolkien's dad holds out his pinky finger and they pinky promise on it........ unfortunately cartman was crossing his fingers behind his back..... hehe

MR MACKEY

well, here's both of your black robes. mkay

TOLKIEN'S DAD (CULT MEMBER)

i will inform the president of the new recruits.

****the tolkien's dad leaves (lol)

ROBOTIC VOICE ON THE LOUDSPEAKER

it is time for dinner, report down to the food court, i repeat report down to the food court.

MR MACKEY

let's go eat, mkay.

KYLE
wait before we do that. do you know where they keep the careers?

MR MACKEY

mkay....... now why would you want to know that?

CARTMAN

because we want to make sure there's enough to feed and worship our god! we are devoted to our faith! hallelujah!!!

MR MACKEY

well that's good.... you boys really did your research on this cult mkay.... but i don't know where they keep them. it's a little top secret around these parts.... but i think one woman at my lunch table might just know! mkay.

KYLE

alright cool let's go talk to her.

****they go to the cafeteria to go talk to the woman but not before cartman gets 8 plates of whatever the fuck they are serving. they sit down and talk to the mysterious woman, who is wearing a robe that covers her face in shadows.