RANDY
what the fuck just happened?
TOWELIE
i think that joint was laced randy...
****snoop dogg unlocks the door and walks in.
SNOOP DOGG
yooooo! dawgggg! who ready to smoke uppp!!
RANDY & TOWELIE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!
SNOOP DOGG
well these 200 blunts ain't gonna smoke it self! dawggg!!!!
RANDY
i-i'm so happy. this is the best thing to ever happen to me. snoop... i love you. can we kiss?
SNOOP DOGG (?)
my nigga! love you too man now let's get down stairs and smoke some meats!
RANDY
.........
TOWELIE
....m-meats?
SNOOP DOGG (?)
uh erm um i mean weed... hehe i'm so high right now man. erm-
****randy rips off snoop dogg's wig to reveal MARK ZUCKERBERG???????
TOWELIE
wait a minute this isn't snoop dog it's mark fucking zuckerberg in a wig!!!!!!!!
MARK ZUCKERBERG
okay i'm sorry but this talent show has budget cuts! snoop dogg was busy on tour and-
****randy grabs mark zuckerberg's shirt and slams him against the wall
RANDY
ENOUGH!!!!! TAKE US TO SNOOP DOGG NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!
TOWELIE
YEA!!! I HAVENT SMOKED UP IN 12 MINUTES!!!!!!!
MARK ZUCKERBERG
i-i-m sorry i don't-
RANDY
I SAID TAKE US TO SNOOP DOGG GOD DAMN IT!!!!!
TOWELIE
go randy!!!!!!! go!!!!!!
MARK ZUCKERBERG
okay okay i think i know where he is! i'll take you there. promise!!
RANDY
....okay! :) that's epic!!!
RANDY
see you later stanley <333
RANDY
daddies gotta go meet snoop dogg!!!! yippie!!!!
TOWELIE
yayyyy bye stan!!!! heheee.
****randy, towelie, and mark zuckerberg leave to go meet snoop dogg and everyone is sitting there watching, stunned.
STAN
what the fuck just happened?
CARTMAN
no idea man. no idea.
CARTMAN
well you guys want to go get ice cream?
KYLE
***angry silence***
KYLE
......our friends just got kidnapped by a sacrificial cult and you want ice cream?!!!???!!!
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FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lol ...
